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Merkura, Private1sCut3 and 6 others like this

Zelda4Efas RABID PENGUIN ALERT! Save yourself maguffium (I think)

SaturdaySurpris Someone told me that Kowalski was made out of Chocolate

Matchmaker11 Run for your lives!!! There's a cannibal penguin on the loose!!!! *gasp* Save Kowalski!

Lt_Kowalski PRIVATE!! I had NO idea what he was doing there!

quasomeness How to control angry Private: *insert Skipper joke here*

carsfan O_O Im listening to "Canibal" by Kesha... It fits...

ILUVKOWALSKI Kowalski looks frozen to the spot! XD

krazy4kowalski I apoligize in advance: I had to say this. NOM NOM NOM!!!

iloveprivate In the episode, Private is trying to get the purple beaker from Kowalski, who can either destroy or save the world with a Time Machine. I'm just telling you if you didn't know.

Lt_Kowalski He's gone cannibal..

BenedettaandKo You're right! I wasn't expecting that from Private

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Abigail chapter Six (this 1s gonna be exiting and hopefully longer.) (::)(:

posted by misscrazel

They walked up to the house. The old grey porch creaked. They opened the door. A faint light cast shadows on the stone walls. It smelled of dirt and mothballs. или maybe dirty mothballs.
"Ow!" Yelled Skipper.
Kowalski glanced over Skipper. He had stepped on a board that flipped up and hit him in the face.
"Ssshh." сказал(-а) Kowalski.
"Ow." Wispered Skipper.
They heard footsteps. They ran out the door and back to the base.
"How about we Just knock." Suggested Privete, "or email him."
***
Bang,bang,bang. The door didn't open. Bang,bang,bang. Still .didn't.
"Rico, rope." ordered Skipper.
"Here Skipper." сказал(-а) Rico handing him a rope.
"Perfect."
Skipper made a lasso and lassoed the weathervane.
"Skippah," сказал(-а) Privete "couldn't we try something a little less… well, dangerous."
"Sure Privete. Got any ideas?" сказал(-а) Skipper.
The door creaked open. A peice of papper blew in front of Skippers face. It said: TO BE CONTIUED. XD

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The Uncovered Past (Part 1): (1) Promises

posted by peacebaby7

Four years later…

“Hey! Look at the freak!” Carla, the most Популярное girl in the village, came up to him with her two wannabe’s, Julia and Brenda.

All the hatchlings were allowed to venture about the village about three years ago, and Tom was bullied by nearly everyone. He only had one true friend, who too was bullied for hanging around Tom.

“Hey freak! How it goes?” Brenda asked smiling deviously.

“Like Ты care.” Tom shot back.

“Hey, don’t be talkin’ like that to us.” Julia said.

“Wouldn’t have to if you’d mind your own business.”

“Oh, Ты wanna go?!” Carla exclaimed....

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Brothers and Sisters (Part 2): (13) Countdown

posted by peacebaby7

“I came back for my sweater, and I noticed Manor go into his room. I followed him and he attacked me. He was about to inject some kind of solution into Skipper, then into me. In the end, he ended up injecting himself.” Eve was reporting to the guard.

It was about an час after it’d happened now, and guards had come to Вопрос Eve, who were now outside of Skipper’s room. A team of paramedics were brought in to check out Skipper and Eve. At the moment, a nurse was cleaning and sewing up Eve’s wound, who was lying on her side on a gurney. Manor’s body had been taken out of the room,...

Vampire Epidemic Chapter 1

posted by Penguinator

This is my Holloween fanfic for this год called "Vampire Epidemic".
Vampire Epidemic
Chapter 1

It was a crystal clear and cold late October night and Pat was up late, doing some stargazing. ‘Man, it is cold! I’m glad that I grabbed my sweater.’ Pat thought. Someone was spying on him. “Pat, you’re going to become a vampire if my name isn’t Clemson! Ты foiled my last plan to take out Julien and become king of the Central Park Zoo! So, I will turn Ты into a vampire so Ты can start my vampire army!” Clemson сказал(-а) with an evil grin on his face. “Wow, what a beautiful night!”...

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The Black Death Chapter 13: The Droor

posted by legendary7

Hey, guys! So this is one of the short chapters I was talking about. I spaced it out to give it еще "length". Part of the reason it is short is to create еще suspense.

Pictures laid scattered throughout the droor. There was one of Kowalski and one of Rico. Obviously, that meant there was probably one of Private too. With one shaky flipper he scanned the picture of Kowalski. Underneath it was one of Rico. A ring was drawn around Kowalski in red marker. Through that круг was a giant x.

In the left-flipper corner, was a date. Private pondered the date. What could that mean? Ths was extremely...

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Crossroads: Part 21

posted by Skiparah

As I сказал(-а) before, me and those two knuckleheads surprisingly enough became a well-oiled, working machine and even as much as a unit. To them I was their leader and friend. To me, they were closer than family. Manfriedi was the cute one. He had this sort of tantalizing charisma..or a sleazy humor. I don't know what you'd call it. Then there was Johnson. He was heavily built with a towering structure and a deep-voiced laugh. The two weren't the brightest lights on the end of the string, but they were valuable all the same. Then came that dreadful night. We were travelling through New York after...

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A Shameful Crime [Part 2]

posted by RockOnPenguin

The 3 penguins began to Поиск for clues around the habitat. Rico had found something near the telescope.

"Ey! Look ova' ere'!" He shouted to Kowalski and Private. They both waddled over.

"Looks like there is a spilled substance of some sort." Kowalski ran his flipper over the оранжевый substance, and licked it. "Mango."

"Maybe Skipper was drinking a манго beverage and then spilled it when he saw Marlene collapse." Private assumed. "But wait, Skipper hates Mango. Why would he be drinking it? And the cup isn't shattered!" Private then questioned himself.

"Wait...... Mango? Thats the main ingredient...

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Stupid Crazy Love: (9) The Truth

posted by peacebaby7

1837 hours

Skipper clamped his eyes shut, waiting for death. But death did not come. He slowly opened his eyes to see Elizabeth towering over him. The blade of the dagger was just an inch from his throat. He could see the hesitation in her eyes and the whites of her knuckles as she clenched the dagger tightly. He slowly brought his hand closer to hers, and saw her eyes dart to it. He halted. He once again looked into her eyes. They were welling up with tears; a bead of sweat trickled down her forehead. He saw her grip slightly loosen on the dagger.

He...

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Freedom Book 1: Destiny Awaits (3)

posted by werockz

The Далее scroll is revealed

Later that night, Private sneaked out. He went back to Alice's office for the mystery. "It's time to check the floors."he said. His first guess was the floor where the stool's first wheel is. He pushed the стул away, lifted the floor and found a secret basement. "Whoa!"he exclaimed. Just then, Phoebe came in. "Whatcha' doin' dude?"she asked. "Oh! I've just seen a secret basement from my ascendant Henry."he said. "Wow! Let me Присоединиться you."Phoebe exclaimed. Soon, Private and Phoebe came in and walked dowwn the 100 steps of the spiral staircase. After that, they saw a...

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Stupid Crazy Love: (4) Found

posted by peacebaby7

NYC, New York
May 17, 2012 1610 hours

Throughout the past eight years, Hans hadn’t found Elizabeth. или her son. Elizabeth never remarried, nor had she heard anything of Hans’s whereabouts. She kept her eye on arrested criminals in Denmark, but nothing ever showed up. She just assumed Hans had left Denmark too. She had no worries though. Chances were one in a million that Hans went into hiding in New York City. или so she thought.

Now she and her son, Ryan, were walking back to their apartment. Elizabeth had just gotten Ryan from what was his last...

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Brothers Предварительный просмотр (title may change)

posted by peacebaby7

Skipper kept a close eye on them. after about seven laps, he had begun to cool off. After he had some time to think about it, he started to feel like he was a little harsh on his men. He decided that once they passed him, he'd stop them to apologize. He never would have guessed he wouldn't get the chance.

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She woke slowly, she realized she was somewhere inside, she couldn't feel the cold winter crisp on her cheeks. It was warmer here. At least she was warm until ice cold water landed in her face. She shook her head ans spat out water, then realized...

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A Look Into Their World

posted by SuperRico

Can I have some cake?

A look into their world

Skipper: *looks up from his bunk and sees the other penguins up* Wha? *falls out of his bunk where he is greeted by Julien* Ringtail!

Julien: Oh, hi Skipper. I just came by here to borrow some cake.

Skipper: Get out of our habitat!

Julien: After I get the cake?

Skipper: *pushes Julien out*

Julien: Can I still get the cake?

Skipper: *closes door in Julien's face*

Julien: Alright, fine.

Skipper: What are Ты all doing up?

Private: Ты slept really late. It's already eleven thirty.

Skipper: Eleven what?!

Private: Eleven thirty.

Skipper: Where's Kowalski?

Private: Inventing something....

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Skipper's conversation with Cleverbot

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Uh... Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Why do Ты need to know, robot?

Cleverbot: Because I'm curious.

User: I don't trust any man-made ломоть of metal.

Cleverbot: When did Ты trust me before?

User: What's your game robot?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Don't know? A little suspicious. Don't Ты think?

Cleverbot: No, I am a green bunny named Pablo!!!!!!!!!!!

User: Cheese and crackers man! Get a grip on yourself!

Cleverbot: I hear that a lot about myself to.

User: *fish slaps your metal face*.

Cleverbot: Sorry?

User: Ты didn't see anything.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: *face-flipper*.

Cleverbot: Hardly :).

User: Would Ты like me to get Rico?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ugh you're worse than Ringtail.

Cleverbot: I have no tail...

User: *bangs head on wall*

Cleverbot: Would Ты like a marshmallow?

Madagascar Epilogue: Part 9

posted by peacebaby7

Alex & Maurice...

Alex & Maurice had been walking for about an час now. So far there was no trace of Mort. They called his name several times without an answer. "Oh man. Where is he? This is bad....he's probably out there all alone. Cold. Scared. This is all my fault..." Maurice сказал(-а) worriedly. Alex put his paw on his shoulder & turned him around to face him. "Look Maurice. I'm sure Mort's fine. And it's not your fault. Ты couldn't of known." Maurice considered for a moment. "I suppose you're right..." Alex put on a sad smile. "Yeah. C'mon. He's gotta be around here somewhere."...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 14

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

*penguins pass a secluded pond*

Rico: "FISH!"

Skipper: "Exactamundo! Rico!"

*Rico & Kowalski dive in*

Skipper: "Don't worry Private, I'll bring up a секунда round for you."

Private: "Thanks."

Skipper: *salutes & dives in*

Private: Not much further now...just a little more...

Kowalski: *jumps out of water*

Rico: *jumps out after*

Skipper: *jumps out with рыба in hand* "Here Ты go, young Private."

Private: "Oh, thanks." *begins eating*

Skipper: *goes & sits at the waters edge*

Private: *whispering* "Kowalski, what's his deal?"

Kowalski: "Oh. He does that sometimes. He goes to think about...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 10

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

Private: *walking along with the migration, in the back, where he'd be unnoticed, where no one would pay attention to him* I've had slow a slow week. There hasn't been much trouble since the migration started. I guess that just makes my job easier. I--OW! What was that?" *feels a prick on the back of his neck...then reaches back & pulls a small dart from the back of his neck*

Private: "What th--whoa..." *his vision becomes blurred, the world tips back & forth & begins spinning...feeling dizzy, sleepy...he falls forward... unconscious*

1 час Later...

Private: "Oooooh...Where...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 5

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

Skipper: *waddling along a long way behind the rest of the migrating penguins (however they can be seen on the horizon)*

Why did this have to happen? It's all my fault. If I hadn't passed out there may have been some hope for them. Why'd they have to go & save my life. It should've been me. Why, oh, why wasn't it me...

*frustrated & angry he sits down in the snow...just thinking...& starts weeping again*

(????): "What's the matter, cupcake?"

Skipper: *looks up at the пингвин standing over him* "Who are you?"

(????): "My name is Buck Rockgut. What seems to be the problem?"

Skipper:...

Dear Doris

posted by BrightLight92

Dear Doris,
You know I like Ты already. And I know Ты сказал(-а) Ты didn't like me all that much. We both know this already. So this letter is so Ты know how I felt in the aftermath.
When Ты gave me your answer, I felt relieved that I got it over and done with. But slowly, the realization started to sink in and I grew sad and mad and confused. I realized that I spent a good 5 years completely head over heels for Ты and now, nothing. I don't have Ты in the way I hoped. I've been having weird surges of sadness and anger ever since because I just can't contain myself anymore.
I tried getting over...

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Against Kowalski (ch.4)

posted by burdockburr

By the way, my character in the story is female. It doesn't say that previously...

Ch.4
I silently slapped myself against the shadow of the brick Стена as Kowalski and Blowhole passed. I knew Kowalski had been forced to Присоединиться Blowhole, no matter what he said. It wouldn’t make sense for Kowalski to Присоединиться forces with the evil дельфин for no reason.
Before anyone could notice me, I slid on my belly toward the HQ. The sounds of Skipper, Private, and Rico fighting the lobsters started to fade as I made it into the пингвин habitat and flew through the opening under the рыба bowl. I knew the other three...

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The Arena of Death Chapter 9

posted by legendary7

Rico was through with letting Private breathe a single breath and wanted to end it. His flipper grasped Private's trachea and backed him up against the wall. The pressure of the pushing flippers on Private's neck allowed him to breathe a small bit and whisper.
P: "Rico, please don't do this! I change my mind. When Skipper rescues us, if Ты killed me, what would he think?"
R: "What?"
From out of nowhere Kowalski kicked Rico in the head knocking him out. Kowalski rushed to Private terrifiedly staring at Rico on the ground unconscience.
K: "Don't Ты ever do that again! Why!? Why would Ты do that,...