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What are Ты eating, Kowalski?

added by quasomeness

Source: The Big Переместить

I thought Ты all would laugh at this pic from The Big Move. What happened to Kowalski?

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Пингвины Мадагаскара

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kowalski

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kowalkielol lol, i loved tis part

carsfan O.O WTF?! xD

ILUVKOWALSKI Ah well its whats inside that counts :)

Tressa-pom If you are Kowalski's fangirl don't watch these episodes: Brain Drain Big Move

ILUVKOWALSKI ^ Well it doesn't bother me and I'm a massive Kowalski fangirl :)

mostar1219 ^ ditto. actually, they were both completely HILARIOUS

ILUVKOWALSKI ^ Yeah they were awesome :)

jp1-3penguin hahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CANT BREATHE!!!!!!!!!!!!! hes too much fun

skipper12a Kowalski: Too small... Too big... Too fat... Too thin... Too.. Why am I polka-dotted?! LOL love this part!

krazy4kowalski I think the creators are enjoying episodes that have humor all at Kowalski's expense. Why do people like seeing a smart guy get hurt? Kowalski: Yeah, that's right, and furthermore...*falls down a really long flight of stairs, has a bilboard fall on him, has a giant robot fall on him, gets his brain drained, kicked by rhino, shrunk, grown, polka dotted...* Me: *laughs uncontrollably*

quasomeness ^I think that's funny as long as the creators don't make that the primary trait of Kowalski.

quasomeness Btw, Kowalski's feet are huge!

Lt_Kowalski Wow..... This really hurt my feelings.....

krazy4kowalski ^There, there. *pats his shoulder* Now let's go get you a swimming pool of chocolate ice cream.

ImAnEasel XD XD XD I love this part!!! *saves to favourites* He still looks really cute! :3

Neropenguins lol Kowalski :D:D

Lt_Kowalski I look SO over weight!! 600 lbs and still living! Might as well create a television show of me just like all the other ones!

Kowalski355 XDDD Private: Have you been eating all my Peanut Butter Winkeys? XD

CuteCuddly @Lt_Kowalski: Aw, come one. It's funny. At least at the end you were still small and NOT poka dot. "Why am I poka dot?????"

ImAnEasel ^ Agreed. XD

Skiparah I found it a bit hard to endure 'Action Reaction' do to fandom.

Martha85 he ate his...brain XD lol

mostar1219 he ate a LAZAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hennry he is just like me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSeUaG3C5Ks

alepop like me.

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A doll can't love: Chapter 8

posted by skipperluvs

Chapter 8

Author’s Note: I decided to try something a little bit different. Anybody who has read my: “Just Admit it, OK?” story, well…this story will be A LITTLE related to the other. I decided to add myself into this story too, but I will be a new character…as in not known by the penguins, unlike the other. Yes…this is Mico, the other is Skilene…but this will give a little bit еще explanation on how Ash met the others. Another note is that Aurora is the name of Skipper’s mother, but it hasn’t been confirmed.

“RICO!” A voice yelled. The пингвин looked up to see Dru looking...

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The Beginning - Part One

posted by ThatDamnLlama

Editer's Note: I'm not much of a writer, and this is my first article. Sorry if it's sloppy to you, and tell me if some parts don't make sense.

Skipper wandered aimlessly around his exibit. He'd rather be above and watch the zoo visitors come and go, instead of staying inside his lair and listen to Dash go on and on about the exciting adventures he had in Antarctica.

Kowalski is easily impressed and would listen in amazment as Dash dramatically rehashes his experience fighting off and defeating a leopard seal. Skipper knew better though, he also knew that Dash is a liar, Dash had lived in...

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Flightless Lust: Chapter One

posted by Cornflak

He had never felt this before. It had snuck up on him; appeared from some sort of dark and shrouded void that he had never acknowledged until now.

The worst part of it all was the simple fact that he could do nothing about it…

It happened not too long after the team had awoken from their night’s rest. As usual, Skipper alerted the three penguins of the time of day, immediately causing the sleeping aves to roll out from their sleeping slots in the wall. Both Kowalski and Rico hopped onto the cold floor, standing side-by-side with stiff posture. Skipper held his flippers behind his back and...

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Nightmare In Central Park (part 1)

posted by kowalskicrazy

Kowalski:I have done it!
skipper:done what?
kowalski holds a metal box with a кепка, колпачок and brings it over to the таблица to Показать skipper.
skipper:group meeting for kowalski's new invention!
private and Rico walk away from the T.V and over to the table.
private:sooo what is it?
kowalski:well this is my new dream machine.
skipper,private,and Rico look at each other and shrug in confusion.
Rico:Buttons!
skipper:what does it do?
kowalski:well it will bring the illousions in our mind,which Ты call dreams,alive.
skipper:aces kowalski. this may be the best invention yet!
kowalski secretly blushing takes his invention...

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Skipper's Military Days-Episode 1: The New Private

posted by 123cosmo4

Skipper's nerdy best friend

Chapter One-The Foreigns
    “Oh, cool!” a very young пингвин squealed. “Look at them!”
    “Shut up,” the other one hissed. “They might see us.”
    Skipper yanked down the head of his friend who was peering over the snow drift they were spying behind. They just discovered something incredible. Skipper and Martin were just playing тобогган, сани, санные down a snowdrift away from their пингвин flock when they discovered some very strange penguins. They were not like any others the two had ever seen. There were eight of them and they...

Dr.blowhole vrs. team penguins (chapter seven)

posted by warpenguin

After captuer the flag marlene got kidnapped by Dr.Blowehole but nobody notice when they go to their habitat to go to sleep but war пингвин and fun123fun stay up to plan to rescue all the of the Животные that got kidnapped."What are going to do to free them?"fun123fun asked.War пингвин replyed."I don't know fun123fun."The alarm came off and all of the penguins woke up and form into battle positon."Who are you?"skipper asking for ansers."I'm jedi penguin."she anserd."Why are Ты her?"private asked ."I'm here to help Ты to plan to rescue all of the captuer animals."Jedi пингвин replyed."Do you...

Dr.blowhole vrs. team penguins (chapter three)

posted by warpenguin

When all the penguins got in the penguins HQ and repar war пингвин he decided to tell them his story when he was in Blowhole ship.When he started his story a flashback came up."I was in Blowhole ship as one of the repareman and when the engen was damage I started at the back of the engen but when I came to the back I saw a lever.Then I pull the lever and a secret door open up.I whent in and when I reach the other side I put my head out and I saw Dr.Blowhole Iput my head in the hallway and I heard him saying that he need to make a machine that can controll the weather I ran back to the engen...

A Rocking Roommate (chapter 10)

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 10: Saying thanks

Later that night Brandon and Marlene where at their habitat just enjoying the rest of their night. Then Brandon began to speak.

“Hey Marlene I just want to say thanks for being such a good friend to me.”

“No problem Brandon and thanks for being such a good friend to, and for being the best roommate I could ask for.”

“You’re welcome.”

Both of them just smiled knowing that they where now best friends, but then Brandon сказал(-а) this.

“You know I see why Skipper likes you. Ты really know how to make some one happy,...

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Vendetta: Royalty, Rivalries, and Rage (ch3)

posted by littlebirdy05

Animals, varied greatly varied. Mammals were laid back and unpredictable. Reptiles, were laid back, but predictable. Then there were birds. Creatures of the avian species usually like to keep things in check. Eat what they were adapted for, migrate when they were supposed to, do things by the book. The only exceptions were pigeons, and other city birds, who had adapted to the easier way of life. Penguins were a shining example of this habit, especially in the wild, for if things were not kept in check, it could mean the difference between life and death. Of course, some birds were not quite...

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BluePost

posted by Icicle1penguin

(Hi! Amy is actually my friend's пингвин she made up. I think she is either gonna get angry that I put her in this story, или happy...Well, Idk. I also put me in it. I was bored, so I made this.)
(One-Shot)

Skipper watched Amy walked to the other side of the room. His paranoia was kicking in since she came in this morning with Icicle. Yes, but Amy has other plans other than just arguing with Skipper. So she went against him once. Big deal! It's not like she'll do it again...

"Will Ты stop staring at me!" she yelled, "Gosh!" Amy angrily sat down and turned on the T.V.

Skipper pulled out a bamboo...

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Ally and Kat 1

posted by woowie

It was midnight. A box arrived at the Zoo. It was дана to Zookeeper Alice, who brought the клеть, ящик over to the пингвин exhibit, then opened it. Out came two penguins, a small one, and a taller one. Alice left once the two creatures were in the exhibit. "Where are we?" asked the smaller penguin. "I don't know.us It's too dark. A football stadium, maybe?" The two dozed off.

"Skipper, who's that?" a voice said. "I don't know, but they better leave! Rico!"
"Bleh!"
The girls woke up. "Who are you?" the small one said. "I'm Skipper," one said, "this is Kowalski, Private, and Rico." "Bleyableh!" сказал(-а) one of the taller ones. "Oh. Well, I'm Kat, and this is Ally. Nice to meet you!" сказал(-а) the taller girl. There was a long silence, broken by Rico. "Bleh!" he yelled.

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Flightless Lust: Chapter Thirteen

posted by Cornflak

He found Skipper sitting in the middle of the HQ.

“Private, there Ты are!” he сказал(-а) without standing.

“Sorry ‘bout that, Skippa! Just had to feed Rico…”

He tilted his head, “I admire your tenderness, Private, but keep in mind that he’s being punished.”

“Yes, Skippa…”

Silence…

“So…how did the mission go?” Private made an attempt to make conversation.

Skipper chuckled and rolled his eyes with a smile.

“Ringtail isn’t doing anything important, and Kowalski’s probably Письмо down his every action. I hate to say it, but the mission was a bust.”

“Oh…”

More silence…...

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Skipper the пингвин

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Skipper, Kitka, and the "Almost Kiss"

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Skipper-Chinstrap Comparison

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KOWALSKI

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Julien does Marlene's nails

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Potty break!

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PoM CC 008

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The Fizzy Dizzy Drink

posted by Sandrei

The Fizzy Dizzy Drink

It was a warm, sunny day. Skipper, Rico, Kowalski and Private had spent two hours in the Central Park, fishing, training and playing volleyball. They were now heading towards their HQ. Skipper and Private where carrying a wooden basket with some rests of their Еда supply, while Rico was holding a yellow blanket wrapped over his shoulder. Kowalski was stamping quietly by and scribbling something passionately on his notepad without even paying attention to where was he going.
"Kowalskiiii!" remarked Skipper without turning his head. "What exactly did I tell Ты about minding your steps? Ты should...