They did this on purpose

Kowalski sighed. All Skipper did while Private had left was complain. That night, he was extremely crabby, and when Skipper's not happy, no one dares to be happy или even tries. Well, it all seemed to be over, since he was heading to постель, кровати so that made the tension on Kowalski ease up.
"Rico, make sure Skipper stays in bed." Kowalski whispered to his compadre. Rico nodded virgorously. Skipper was lying down, drinking молоко from his mug. Skipper's eyelids grew heavy under his sleeping cap. His eyes blinked for extra seconds.
Rico lightly placed Skipper's mobile over his leader's bunk. He hit each...

With a certain picture being shown on here for a third time--technically, only part of a picture (with Doris the дельфин and Kowalski) as one, but nonetheless, it was still part of the picture, so this counts for that as well--I think this needs to be cleared up for EVERYONE on this site. If Ты know this, great. If Ты don't, here it is simply. The picture for the (possibly) Показать finale "The пингвин Who Loved Me" as shown on Bob Schooley's twitter is for Twitter and twitter only! Bob Schooley made it clear that he only wanted it kept on that site and for it not to be anywhere else online....

The penguins finally made it to JFK International. As they suspected, the power was out. It wasn't hard to sneak through the airport with the civilians distracted with panic, crying children, and others who were demanding their money back for the plane tickets that they obviously couldn't use anymore. Once they made it to the shoreline, Skipper gave the orders. "Okay men! We go in two man teams! Kowalski! Ты and Rico scope out the-" Chink! "What was that?" Kowalski's eyes widened. "Skipper! Behind yo-"

It was too late. The small object that had fallen behind Skipper erupted, a white gas released...

A секунда later, he is out of my flippers in a dash. I glance down to my feet. He's gone. Fear bubbles inside my body, but soon ceases as I hear a jolly giggle.
"Wh-" I stare down to my left, bending over. Another cackle cuts off my sentence. Hiding behind my right leg, Private grins from earhole to earhole.
"I wonder where Private went. Hmmmm. Is he over … here?!" I play along, and quickly turn my head. He's not there.
"Huh?" I ponder, but once again his laughter makes me smile. I just know he's behind the other one.
I take a step вперед and turn around, catching him off guard. I свинг, качели down,...

Don't worry...there's a translation.
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(Malaysian Version)

Apa palang pintu ialah?

Oleh haiwan Tengah taman Zoo (kecuali untuk пингвин dan lemur)

Apakah raket?
Apakah derapan?
Kami berada di bawah seranganIa adalah satu perkara hidup atau mati

Saya adalah impian kacang dalam tidur nyenyak
Saya mendengar apa yang saya percaya menjadi jeritan
Bahawa bukan saya yang Bada
Hei yo saya adalah adil, Terkejut!

Tetapi apakah cahaya ini
Di tengah-tengah malam
Anda mempunyai di sisi andaIa belakang saya
Apa palang pintu ialah?
Apa palang pintu ialah?

Check out bahawa Mook di langit malam berbintang
Berikan saya saat untuk...

I slowed my pace, but I could hear wing-beats and heavy footsteps behind me. I looked over my shoulder. Hans was hot on my trail, anger and hatred burning in his eyes. Further behind him were at least two-dozen guards. I couldn't stop here. I sped up, kicking the pavement behind me with my feet. I ducked underneath a vehicle as it sped by. I swear it just about made me have an early molt. I focussed ahead, forgetting the truck. A lady's high-heeled feet stood in my way. I braced myself, shooting like a blackand white bullet right between her legs. The woman shrieked like a headless chicken...

The men storm in. I peek from under the dangling sheets under my bed. They трещина, сплит up.
"We know you're in here, kid. If we have to come, and find Ты it's going to be a very long and painful death." He warns, and inches closer to the bed. "You're hiding like a coward, but we'll gut Ты like a fish!" He says slicing the sheet.
No one's there. I breathe a sigh of relief from beneath the other bed. I hear them march out. As I wriggle out from under the bed.
A strange feeling of heat touches my face. In the corner, is a glowing light. I stagger over, following the hot light. There I see something...

March 06, 2000
0739 hours

"Hey! Are Ты okay?" Fahlcon crouched low to avoid gunfire, and ran to the man on the ground hidden behind a slope clutching his shoulder. Once he got to him, he lied his gun down and examined his wound. It was deep. He couldn't even see the bullet. Blood covered his entire shoulder and he was sweating. There was sign of infection. "What's your name soldier?" Fahlcon asked. "Hans...Hans Gruber." The man answered. He spoke with a Danish accent. He had dark hair and hazel eyes. Fahlcon swung his винтовка on his back and helped him up. Half carrying him, he managed to get...

A deserted, wrecked Central Park Zoo was shown and there are screens with Blowhole's face on them. It looked like an apocylyptic wasteland Skipper was talking about a long time ago. A periscope came out of the hole of the пингвин habitat. In the пингвин HQ, Kowalski put the finishing touches on his new mobile Chronotron.
"Alright, it's complete," Kowalski said.
When Private heard that, he locked every entrance in the HQ so that Blowhole wouldn't hear. He was еще frightened than usual.
"Are Ты sure this'll help save us?" Skipper asked while punching the Стена from anger.
"I did some research, Skipper,...

"Gin." Private сказал(-а) as he put his hand of cards on the table. "GAH!" Kowalski exclaimed as he threw his cards on the table. That was the 7th time in a row Private had beaten him. "Oh Kowalski! Don't be a sore loser!" Skipper told him from across the room. He was busy sorting through some classified files. "I'm not a sore loser!" Kowalski told him. "Then why are Ты so upset!?" Skipper asked. Kowalski looked down a little and muttered: "...Because...I just taught him how to play this morning..." Skipper and Rico held back a laugh as best as they could. "Oh...It's not that big a deal Kowalski!"...

(Marlene's POV)

I sat in a corner in my habitat, tears pouring down my face. I was just too depressed to do anything right now. Not even the penguins could cheer me up.

I choked out a sob. No one ever liked me. No one would ever fall for me, no one had, или ever would even Kiss me.

I would always be alone... even in death...

"Marlene?" I heard a voice say.

I looked up and saw Kowalski, the brains of the penguins at the entrance of my habitat. I quickly wiped my tears, and took a breath.

"Hey Kowalski." I said.

"Are Ты okay, Marlene?" He asked, his voice full of concern. "I was walking by, and I heard...

Another conversation with dumb Kowalski 

Private: Okay, Kowalski. We need to get Ты smart again. Baby steps, okay?

Kowalski: What is a baby step? Is it like, a baby stepping? What is a baby?

Private: This is going to be harder than I thought.

15 минуты later…

Private: No, I сказал(-а) watermelon! Not gallon of water!

Kowalski: What is a watergellon? 

Private: I сказал(-а) WATERMELON!!!

Kowalski: Oh, watermelon. What is a watermelon?

Private: A арбуз is a fruit. It is juicy and a treat for humans.

Kowalski: Who is humans?

Private: As explained by smarter you, a human is the highest living life form.

Kowalski:...

User: Hello there! I'm Private! What's your name? :).

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Hi Cleverbot! :).

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: So how are you?

Cleverbot: I'm great! What about you?

User: I'm good! I'm just watching the Loonacorns! :).

Cleverbot: What do Ты watch?

User: The Loonacorns! It's a wonderful Показать about friendship and heart-warming life lessons! :).

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: Princess Self-Respectra is my favorite!

Cleverbot: My Избранное superhero is SUPERMAN.

User: But Супермен doesn't teach Ты any life lessons!

Cleverbot: You're right.

User: :).

Cleverbot: Do Ты like That 70.

User: What's that?...

Apparently I was wrong when I thought I'd seen the last of Hans that night. I couldn't have been еще wrong. The Далее день he was back and glowing. "Hello chummy fun-pal!" he greeted, a derpy expression on his face. Back then I wasn't as paranoid as I am now, and I didn't smell foul play when it was in the air. I was just glad I had someone to talk to. We spent the день fooling around 'just like old times' as Hans said. It wasn't the same for me though. Too much had changed during that time. I'd fell for love. I'd Остаться в живых love. I'd дана up on life. I'd been rescued from death. That was alot to...

Madagascar

Gloria & Melman...

Gloria: "How ya doin' weavin' those vines there, Melman?"

Melman: "It's kinda hard to do with my hooves..."

Gloria: "Here, let me help you..." *grabs Melman's hooves & helps him weave the vines* "There, like that."

Melman: "Oh...thanks..." *sigh*

Gloria: "You're welcome."

Skipper: "There Ты are higher mammal...& I mean that literally. I need your help."

Melman: "Uh, sure. What do Ты need me for?"

Skipper: "Just follow me."

*walks over to the platform area*

Melman: "OK, so we're at the platform site, but what do Ты need me here for?"

Skipper: "This operation...

Scene 12

Underground Lair

Blowhole: "OK, Private. Here's the plan. I've been spying on Skipper for 2 years now. He'll be strong. He's gonna be smart. You, however, look just sweet and innocent enough to trick him into following you. Understand?"

Private: "Yes, but, how do I do that?"

Blowhole: "You'll figure it out when Ты see them."

Private: "What does he look like?"

Blowhole: *shows him picture* "This is who your looking for. He will be with 2 other penguins. I don't care if they come too. I can find something to do with them."

Private: "Aye."

Blowhole: "It's time. Bring them to me. Do not fail."...

Antarctica

Angela: "John! Could Ты come here for a second?"

John: "Yes dear?"

Angela: "Could Ты look after Kowalski for a while? I need to go get his lunch."

John: "Sure, not doing much right now anyway."

*Kowalski was now 4 years old*

John: "What's up, scamp?"

Kowalski: "Hi, Dad. I'm just drawing pictures in the snow. Look! This one is of us & Mom! And this one is of me & Steve!"

John: "Steve & I."

Kowalski: "No, look, Ты can clearly see it's me..."

John: "No, that's not what I mean. The correct grammar is Steve & I. Not me & Steve."

Kowalski: *Kowalski looked back at the picture...

Antarctica

"It's coming! Dan! Come quick! He's hatching!"

"Coming Teressa!"

*Teressa & Dan watch as their first egg hatches*

Teressa: *picks up hatchling & cradles it* "Oh, Dan! It's a boy! What should we name it?"

Dan: "Um, how about Skipper? It means leader."

Teressa: "Yes! That's it! Baby Skipper."

Skipper: "Mama!"

Teressa: "Yes, darling! Mama. And Dada." *gestures toward Dan*

5 Years Later...

Skipper: *runs up to Teressa & Dan* "Hi mom! Hi dad!"

Dan: "Hi son! How was school?"

Skipper: "Oh, it was a lot of fun. Is it okay if I go to Jake's to play?"

Dan: "It's alright with me. Teressa?"

Teressa:...

Otter's Habitat

Otter: "You are...?"

Skipper: "I'm, um, I'm..."

Kowalski: O.o "This is Skipper. We were just coming to, uh, welcome, Ты to the zoo."

Otter: "Oh, how sweet. I'm Marlene. What about the rest of you?"

Private: "I'm Private! Nice to meet Ты Marlene!"

Kowalski: "And I'm Kowalski. The smart one."

Rico/Private: "Hey!"

Marlene: "What about him?"

Kowalski: "Oh, that's Rico...He...doesn't really...say...much."

Rico: "Hi! Iceooeetyou!"

Marlene: "No offense, but I Остаться в живых Ты after hi."

Private: "Oh, he's just saying nice to meet you."

Marlene: "Wait, how do Ты underst--Never mind. Anyway, what's up...