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posted by peacebaby7
Alex & Maurice...

Alex & Maurice raced through the jungle, following the sound of the weeping. The sound grew slightly louder the closer they got. They finally stopped when they realized that they heard the weeping coming from behind them. "Alex! How could we have missed him? Mort! Where are you?!" Maurice сказал(-а) as they turned around & began walking in the other direction. "I am here!" They heard Mort cry, but they still did not see him. "Mort! Where are you!? We still can't see you!" Maurice yelled. "I am in this hole & I can't get out!"

Alex & Maurice found where Mort was....
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User: Hello silly robot! I am King Julien! Ты may begin da worshiping!

Cleverbot: I think you're the one hallucinating here, mister giant purple talking weasel.

User: I am not a weasel!! I am a lemur!

Cleverbot: No, Ты are not a woman, Ты are a bot. Humans feel emotions. Can Ты feel true emotions yourself?

User: Ты are being stupid-y!

Cleverbot: No, Ты are being stupid!

User: You!

Cleverbot: You're kind of dumb.

User: Эй, that's what the Skipper пингвин tells me!

Cleverbot: Sorry, Ты can use it. I'll find something else to say.

User: What? Eh never mind..

Cleverbot: No, I want to know who she is!...
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posted by peacebaby7
Madagascar

Maurice: "Hey! Alex!"

Alex: "Yeah, Maurice?"

Maurice: "King Julien сказал(-а) that Ты can use his plane. I'm sure we could get it flying."

Alex: "That broken down thing? I don't think that's going to be very possible..."

Maurice: "I'm sure we can do something to get it up & running! C'mon...what do we have to lose?"

Alex: "I suppose you're right...just let me talk it over with the others."

Alex, Gloria, Marty, Melman

Alex: "So...what do Ты think?"

Melman: "I don't know, it seems kind of dangerous...what if we crash? What if we crash into the ocean?"

Gloria: "Well, I don't see what we have...
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Clock Tower: Take 1

*BONG*

Private: "OW! MY EARHOLES!" *clenches side of head & falls off clock tower*

Director: "Private! I told Ты it would be loud & to come prepared!"

Private: "What!?"

Director: "I сказал(-а) I told Ты it would be loud & to come prepared!"

Private: "What do shrouds have to do with this?!"

Director: "NO! LOUD!"

Private: "What's loud?!"

Director: "The clock tower! I told Ты to come prepared!"

Private: "THERE'S A медведь ON THE CLOCK TOWER?!"

Director: *slaps forehead*

Clock Tower: Take 2

*BONG*

*penguins are shown on the clock tower & jumping off*

Skipper/Private/Rico: *land...
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posted by Skiparah
(Skipper's Autobiography)

You might find it hard to believe if I came right out and
told Ты the place I know the most about is the place I
hate еще than any other. It's not the land itself. I guess
it's not the people either. I once let my hatred for them
get too far out of hand. Now that I think about it I find
that the people were only peices of the puzzle. It's
not the people или the land that makes me dread it so
much. It's the memories.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Copenhagen, Denmark wasn't a terrible looking place.
I just knew deep down I didn't fit in there. I didn't
belong there. There are a few good memories...
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posted by peacebaby7
The Central Park Zoo: New York City

*penguins were put in their habitat, & were now surrounded by humans*

Private: "Skipper? What do we do?"

Human 3: "Hey, penguins! Aw, your so cute!"

Kowalski: "Apparently we're here for the humans amusement..."

Skipper: "Um...ah...."

Private: "How are we supposed to make these humans believe we are just regular penguins?"

Human 4: "They're so cuddly!"

Kowalski: "Skipper...We need to do something!"

Skipper: "Will Ты be quiet for a minute! I'm trying to think here!"

Human 4: *starts waving at the penguins while smiling*

Rico: "Kaboom?"

Skipper: "NO! I'm trying to...
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The morning arrived, sweeping petite white flakes to the snowy tundra. I peak out from under the sheets of snow and I rush into my parents' room as rapidly as my legs can take me. The постель, кровати is half vacant, my mother lays asleep by herself.
I climb my way up, grasping the covers. With all the strength I can muster up, I get on вверх of her shoulder. I start poking her cheek to wake her up.
"Momma, wake up!" I yell, Актёрское искусство as an alarm clock, but she continuously snores. I groan and пересекать, крест my flippers across my chest.
In a matter of minutes, I lose all interest, and hop down it the bed. To my suprise...
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Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 1

Kowalski: "...Julien! Ты must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW MAN! Ты TOTALLY JUST HIT MY NOSEY PARTS WITH THE DOOR!"

Kowalski: "Oops..." *giggling like a school girl on the inside*

Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 2

Kowalski: "...Julien! Ты must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW! Ты ARE TOTALLY DOING THIS ON PURPOSE! GET THE DOOR OFF MY HAND! GET IT OFF..."

Kowalski: *opens door* "Sorry...Are yo--"...
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New Leonard: Take 1

Rat King: "...Awwww! C'mon! There's no fun in beating up a sleeping guy!
...
Not that I won't или anything..."

Private: "Skipper! Look!"

Leonard: *snores*

RK: *shakes Leonard*

Director: "He really went to sleep this time didn't he..."

New Leonard: Take 2

Private: "Skipper! Look!"

Leonard: *jumps out of RK's arms*

Leonard's Dream: Gosh, Princess SelfRespectra! You'll be my best friend forever & ever!!

*RK struggles to keep Leonard from hugging him*

Leonard: "It's better to be Друзья than to own friends..."

RK: "What are Ты doing?!"

Leonard: "Hugs are happiness circles! We mate with...
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posted by 27Kowalski
I don't know if Ты can call this a "Blooper," but whatever. I wrote this 'cause I was inspired by peacebaby7's "Penguins Bloopers" articles. So yeah, enjoy!



Director: Okay, for the Далее scene... Um... Oh yeah, right. Skipper, Marlene, Ты have to Kiss each others.

Skipper and Marlene: WHAT?!

Director: Ты heard me. Now do it.

Skipper and Marlene: Ah, fine... *kiss*

(Skipper and Marlene's REAL thoughts: YEAH! FINALLY!)

Kowalski: *laughs out loud* I can't believe they're actually doing that!

Director: Oh, CUT!

Marlene and Skipper: *stop Поцелуи each others and look at Kowalski in anger*

Director: Kowalski!...
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Broken Urn: Take 1

DoW: "Fine. Let's see what this body can do...Kick in the face!" *kicks Private in the face*

DoW: "Oh evil, I've miss--Hugs are the best medicine!"

Director: "Cut! That line comes later!"

DoW: "Well I am in a Lunacorn's body, it's not like I can help it."

Broken Urn: Take 2

DoW: "Fine. Let's see what this body can do...Kick in the face!" *kicks Private in the face*

DoW: "Oh evil, I've missed you."

*Runs away*

Skipper: "Stop that розовый play pony!
...Wow! There's just no way to make that sound manly!"

Chase Scene: Take 1

Skipper: *knocks DoW off his feet*

DoW: "Oh Ты wanna dance, prom...
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posted by peacebaby7
SIDE EFFECTS OF WATCHING THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR MAY INCLUDE:

--Your eyes may explode from too much awesomeness

--You may become so obsessed with the Показать Ты will dedicate your whole life to it

--You may become a sofa spud because Ты will watch the Показать nonstop for literally 24/7

--You may form your own commando team & put yourself & others in mortifying danger

--You may cause yourself to never speak again because Ты will try to be like Rico

--Your house may explode because Ты will try to make inventions like Kowalski

--Strained eyes because Ты will be watching the Показать with tape holding up your eyelids so Ты don't miss a thing


Hospitals worldwide & Insurance agencies worldwide are not responsible for any of these occurances.
Chapter 1: Mysterious Birthday
Part 1: Missing
---100 years ago--
All of the penguins of Glacier Park cheered for young Henry's bravery. Henry made his speech with his clever British voice.

Henry: First of all, thank Ты for the cheers and applause. This statue was remarkable and very unique. I only have one wish to my family. The real chosen one или the emperor of all penguins will save all humankind and Животные 100 years later. I just wish my descendant will try no matter what danger comes. Thank you.

When the penguins cheered, it was the start of a remarkable journey.

---100 years later---
It was...
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One день in the central park zoo a new пингвин arrived in the пингвин habitat with a scar going down his right eye down to his left flipper but he hides a deadly secret. . .
Kowalski: We'll be invading Blowhole's base any questions?
Wolf: We're good.
Later that evening. . .
Kowalski: so did Ты leave any one behind in Colorado?
Wolf: No, did you?
Kowalski: yes, Dorris the dolphin
Later
Blowhole: welcome волк my old friend *evil laugh*
Kowalski: Wait. . . how do Ты know Blowhole?
Wolf: We used to be allies but the last time I trusted him he gave me this scar.
Blowhole: Now to unleash my пингвин bomb,...
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posted by Metallica1147
Runescape

It's a warm summer evening in the Central Park Zoo. The zoo has just closed, the sun is setting, seems like the perfect time for a romantic date. Well one пингвин would disagree with Ты right now. Kowalski, who is in his lab, with the door closed on his laptop.

"Yeah! Take that Noobs!" сказал(-а) Kowalski.

Its Saturday night, which means for Kowalski all nighter on his laptop. Doing what Ты may ask? Well, Kowalski is playing Runescape. An online renaissance style game with dragons, and wizards, and nerd stuff! So that's what Kowalski does on his Saturday nights. Skipper never really mind...
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posted by legendary7
All the penguins stepped into the car гараж and loaded up. Rico sat in the front with Kowalski and the others were in the back, seperated by luggage. A few минуты later, and they were on their way. None of them knew,that for some, that would be the last they ever saw of their beloved home.
The road was long and dim. Not only that, but it was treacherous and slick, as well. Up ahead a sign wrote: TURN LEFT but "left" was crossed out and under it spelled "right". Rico made the turn, but Kowalski disagreed with his desicion. "Rico, I am pretty sure Ты were supposed to make a left." Kowalski...
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posted by legendary7
As it got later Private's mind and thoughts changed with the sky of the outside and his sanity disappeared with the sun. On the outside he was serene and relaxed since Kowalski came to his rescue, but inside he wanted to end the suffering he kept putting himself through by the echoing scream of Max that was stuck in his head. Once Kowalski fell asleep he crept toward the sleeping Rico, или at least Private thought he was sleeping.
Skipper limped all night licking his waterless beak for a pinch of liquid to quench his life-threatening thirst. His dehydration was the least of his troubles, through...
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Author's Note: It's been FOREVER since I continued this fanfic, hasn't it? :P Well, for those of Ты who forgot, this story is about Skipper dying and becoming a ghost, meeting William, who can hear and see him well. I hope any new readers of this story enjoy it, and like it, so enjoy the story!! :D

"I can't believe it still, it already seems like eternity, and it's only been three days, I miss him that much," whimpered Private. "Uh huh," grunted Rico with a small hint of sadness. "Remember men, he's still here with us, don't worry too badly, we'll eventually see him again once our times come,...
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Chapter 16: The Battle of Ga’Hoole

Not an час after the battle of emperorland ended, Soren, Digger, Gylfie, Kowalski and Pat arrived at the Great Ga’Hoole tree. “All right, looks like they have been attacking for some time.” Kowalski said. “Okay, Soren and I are going to go into the дерево to see if anybody is left here.”

Soren and Pat soon arrived at Soren’s hallow, but nobody was in his hallow, except for Mrs. Plithiver. She was called Mrs. P by Soren and was his family’s nest made snake. “Mrs. P, It’s me Soren.” “Soren! It’s so good to hear you.” She is a blind...
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Chapter 15: The Battle for Emperorland

Mumble, Otulissa, Skipper, and 25 guardians flew into emperorland. “Mumble!” “Ma! What the heck has been going on!?” “It’s been awful! The skuas have been attacking us, saying that if we don’t Присоединиться something call the Tytonic Union of the Pure Ones, they would destroy us. Your father stood up to them, but…” “But what?” “They kidnapped him!” “Don’t worry. We will find him!”
Elsewhere in emperorland, Memphis was being interrogated by the Striga. “Now, tell me, where is your son!?” “I told you, I don’t know! He was...
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