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King Julien's conversation with Cleverbot

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Hello silly robot! I am King Julien! Ты may begin da worshiping!

Cleverbot: I think you're the one hallucinating here, mister giant purple talking weasel.

User: I am not a weasel!! I am a lemur!

Cleverbot: No, Ты are not a woman, Ты are a bot. Humans feel emotions. Can Ты feel true emotions yourself?

User: Ты are being stupid-y!

Cleverbot: No, Ты are being stupid!

User: You!

Cleverbot: You're kind of dumb.

User: Эй, that's what the Skipper пингвин tells me!

Cleverbot: Sorry, Ты can use it. I'll find something else to say.

User: What? Eh never mind..

Cleverbot: No, I want to know who she is!...

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The Black Death Chapter 4: The First Death

posted by legendary7

Note: I really hope Ты guys enjoy this chapter. This is where it gets еще dramatic. Spoiler: (Private has a nightmare, that is pretty violent, so if Ты don't wanna read that part I understand.) While I was Письмо that part my electricity went out, which freaked me out and caused a delay on posting it. Sorry about that. ;)
Kowalski got his options notebook ready. "My вверх two suspects are: Ms. Williams and the maid. I think everyone agrees with me." Kowalski assumed. "Actually, Kowalski, I thought Timothy was Актёрское искусство guilty." Skipper said. "Here, all in favor of my idea raise your flipper."...

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 2

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 2

As Skipper entered the замок right before he got inside a huge волк monster stood in his way, but he easily killed with one hit of his sword. He didn't have just any sword, it was the family sword pasted down generation to generation in his family. As he went inside two еще волк monsters where in his way, but like the last one he killed them both with one Слэш from his powerful sword. The lights of the замок then went on and right out of the ground zombies raised from the ground. One by one then came but he was still no problem for the пингвин vampire. Killing of all them he made...

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пингвин Bloopers: Kowalski (from Operation: Big Blue Marble)

posted by peacebaby7

Chrrosdefishinatizer: Take 1

Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable name."

Private: "Then blows up."

Skipper: "That's a given."

Kowalski: *bursts out of lab* "I've done it! I have invented the Churrosdefishoeaofdl...UUGGH! Ты know this really is unpronounceable right!?"

Director: "Kowalski...We talked about this."

Kowalski: "Yeah, yeah. I know. Just suck it up & do the line."

Churrosdefishinatizer: Take 2

Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable...

пингвин Bloopers: Kowalski (from Concrete Jungle Survival)

posted by peacebaby7

The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 1

Kowalski: "Pull up a сиденье, место, сиденья and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of steel and wheels man never did create. The bus called Graveyard Eight."

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Rico?"

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Has anyone seen Rico?"

Rico: *snores*

Kowalski: "Uuuugh. He's sleeping behind the dumpsters again. Rico! Wake up!"

Rico: "WHAT! HIIIIIYAA!" *kicks Kowalski in the face*

Kowalski: "Oww!"

Rico: "Oh, sorry 'bout that."

The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 2

Kowalski: "Pull up a сиденье, место, сиденья and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of...

пингвин Bloopers: Private & Rico (from Concrete Jungle Survival)

posted by peacebaby7

Any еще Advice?: Take 1

Skipper: "If all goes well, we'll see Ты alive at dawn. With the previously mentioned souvenir in hand."

Kowalski: "And if not...*sniffles*...You'll be...you'll be fine."

Private: "But wait! I-I'm not ready! *whine* Any еще advice, survival guide audio book?"

Tape Recorder: "This recording will self destruct...Right now..."

Rico: "AAAAAAAAAAAA!" *hits Private in the head with the baseball bat*

Private: "Owwww!" *pass out*

Any еще Advice?: Take 2

Private: "But wait! I-I'm not ready! *whine* Any еще advice, survival guide audio book?"

Tape Recorder: "This recording will self...

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Runescape

posted by Metallica1147

Runescape

It's a warm summer evening in the Central Park Zoo. The zoo has just closed, the sun is setting, seems like the perfect time for a romantic date. Well one пингвин would disagree with Ты right now. Kowalski, who is in his lab, with the door closed on his laptop.

"Yeah! Take that Noobs!" сказал(-а) Kowalski.

Its Saturday night, which means for Kowalski all nighter on his laptop. Doing what Ты may ask? Well, Kowalski is playing Runescape. An online renaissance style game with dragons, and wizards, and nerd stuff! So that's what Kowalski does on his Saturday nights. Skipper never really mind...

'What the heck is that?' - Polish version lyrics

posted by King_Julien_fan

'What the heck is that?'

Marlene - Jakiś raban, dziwne światło.

Roy - Atakują, czuję że nie będzie łatwo.

Burt - Zbudził właśnie mnie nieziemski trzask.

Mason - A ja słyszałem gdzieś przedziwny wrzask.

Bing - To nie ja tylko Bada.

Bada - Bo ja się ten, no... przejąłem!

Maurice - Więc cóż to za blask?

Pinky - To głęboce razi nas.

Mason - Rękoma dajesz znak, jest za mną, tak?

Burt - Co za dziwne coś!

Roy - Co za dziwne coś!

Bada - Co to za typ wisi i gapi się?

Joey - Czekaj no, niech ciut przetrę oko nim swe!

Bing - Paskudne, brudne i złe na wskroś!

Bada and Bing - Jakieś dziwne...

Battle across Four Dementions Chapter 3 The Rise of the Guardians

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 3: The Rise of the guardians

It was a beautiful summer’s night on the island of hoole, where Soren, along with his best friend Gylfie, Twilight, and Digger, are departing on a mission for the Ga’Hoole Tree. “Dad, can we come along with you?” asked Soren’s three daughters, Bell, Blythe, and Bash. “No, but perhaps someday Ты can. Pelli, are Ты sure you’re okay?” “Yes, I’ll be fine, now go. What’s your mission this time?” “Well, we’re investigating the disappearances of several owlets and we also got a tip, that the Pure Ones, now being led by the Striga,...

Multi Universal Race (a POM fanfic) Chapter 5

posted by mostar1219

In the "MAD" universe
Jack: Those penguins are right in front of us!!!
Ramsay: Don't worry, didn't Ты say that Ты can pull your head off and shoot огонь out of your eyes?
Jack: Yea.
Ramsay: Well, THROW YOUR HEAD AT THEM, SKELETON MAN!!! (Jack throws his head attempting to hit the penguins)
S: Rico, deploy Jackie Robinson pitcher mode! (Rico catches the head and throws it and it hits Team Johnny Test)
Susan: I'll press the net button. (presses a button and a net appears and catches Jack's head)
Johnny: Impressive. (everyone rides on the back of Clifford the Big Red Dog and go through the portal to...

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Хэллоуин Bite *Chapter 3* A ear-piercing scream...

posted by SkippX101

*Please note i didn't write this song myself, Seastar4374 wrote it*

The penguins jumped up the hatch
"So Starlite's suppose to be beautiful? PFFT! Yah and it will rain dolphins!" Skipper laughed.
*Rainbow veins-Owl City*
*High rise, veins of the avenue
Bright eyes and subtle variations of blue*
The other four penguins were staring at something that was behind Skipper. "What are Ты nancy-cats gawking at?" Skipper sighed, not turning around.
*Everywhere is balanced there like a радуга above Ты
Street lights glisten on the boulevard
And cold nights make staying alert so hard*
"Umm...You might wanna...

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Sahara Desert Screams *Chapter 5- Starlite's favourite hobby*

posted by SkippX101

Skipper felt a pounding in his head, he felt the heat attracting every bit of moisture he still had. He opened his eyes, the daylight stung, he was to sore to bother to keep them open. He felt a jerk, he realised, as he slowly opened one eye, that Starlite was carrying him on her back, she had a scarf around her beak and he had a hat on (his cowboy one). She was dusty, her feathers were messed and she was full of bumps, bruises and scratches, her eyes were red. There were traces that she had been crying. But she kept looking forward, as if she had her eyes fixed on a diamond. Skipper moved...

What happend in our past...But you'r a girl! Chapter 4 *Accusation zoo*

posted by SkippX101

*Guys, i am sorry the picture may be sideways, but my computer does'nt want 2 work with me today! :P* please note that i don't write these Статьи on "Fan's of Pom" cz Starlite is my only OC and cz she...Isn't gonna stay или be in all my stories.* *ENJOY!"

Excuse me? Since when on this Earth can Ты tell me what to do?" Skipper had started to get extremely irritated and violent towards Starlite. "Because! i am a come from JOBURG! In joburg we do things our way! So back off table-head!...i wanted to start fresh here! i thought that New York would be my new home!i could finally make new friends!"...

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Dr Blowhole's Accomplice Chapter 2: Super Secret Spy!

posted by Lexii23

Lexii stepped out of her room. She had gotten a new look just like Dr Blowhole had wanted. She thought she looked OK; she even thought she was pretty. She reached up and ran her paw across her bangs, which covered half her left eye and had a baby blue highlight in the middle. She thought it looked to flashy. She even kind of wanted to go dye it back to just plain white like before. She shook her head. This was part of her mission which she had chosen to except. She walked out of the hall and into the main room.

Dr Blowhole spotted Lexii in the vast room. She hadn't seen him yet. She was beautiful....

Harry Potter meets PoM part 4

posted by alexrusso-213

Private:U TAKE THAT BACK U-U-U-PERSON!!!!!
Alex:make me pen-gu-in
Skipper:UR DOING SOMETHING U DON'T WANT TO DO SISTER
Alex:Grrr
Ron:um.....what happen?
Mars:who are u?
Private:oh sorry for being rude.I am private
Kowalski: Kowalski this is Rico
Rico:hello
Skipper:skipper
Harry:Harry
Alex:Alex
Mars:Mariella
Ron:Ron
Hermione:hermione
Alex:why are we in nets?
Mars:same here
Ron:BLOODY MERLIN!!!
Alex:hey I just realize that u and hermy are in the same nets wow
Mars:I am so lonely
Harry:can u please get us out of here!?
Private:sure (cuts open nets)
Alex:I feel so free
Kowalski:u only be there for 3 mintes
Alex:3 mintes is long in my world
Ron:I can't believe I was in a net with
Alex and mars:hermione
Kolwaski:(
Alex :P

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The Blood Night Chapter 11: Escaping the Tower

posted by 67Dodge

When Private continued crying for Dr. Murdoch's death, they heard a loud bang, apparently, what Dr. Murdoch fell on when he died was a self-destruct button. They then saw parts of the roof break off and fall. "We must leave now!!" yelled Kowalski. "The place is falling apart!! We gotta go now Private!!" yelled Marlene. "I will go with you, but we will take Dr. Murdoch's body with us!!" сказал(-а) Private, tears in his eyes. "Rico!! Lift the body out of here!!" сказал(-а) Skipper. Rico lifted up Dr. Murdoch's body, and slung it over his shoulder. Another part of the roof broke off and hit the ground, making...

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Been to Hell (PG for lyrics)

posted by dxarmy423

(The penguins Пение some Hollywood Undead with a little help this time)

Rico: *turns the volume on the stereo and hits the play button*

*A heavy drum beat starts off followed by repeating гитара frets*

Skipper:

Welcome to a city that will
Bring Ты to your knees
It will make Ты beg for еще until
You can't even breathe

Rico:

Your blindfold is on tight
But Ты like what Ты see
So follow me into the night
Cause I got just what Ты need

King Julien:

Were all rollin down the boulevard
Full of pimps and sharks
It's a motherfuckin riot we've been dieing to start

Maurice:

You better grap a hold
Cause now you...

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Unlikely Rivalry (If your a hockey fan, then Ты will like this story)

posted by Metallica1147

Unlikely Rivalry

It’s a Saturday night and the penguins are at the HQ, but there was a certain пингвин that was only focused on the television, and it wasn’t Private this time. It was Skipper.

“Alright come on, go, go, go, goal, and the Penguins score again!”

“That’s great, and that means that the Penguins tie it up and the game is going to overtime!” сказал(-а) Kowalski.

“Yup and soon the Penguins will beat the-”

But before Skipper could finish his statement, the otters Brandon and Marlene came in.

“Hey guys!” сказал(-а) Marlene.

“What’s...

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The penguins meet Harry potter IWrote this because I Любовь Harry potter

posted by alex356

Me:well I got a letter
Skipper:who be seading Ты letters
Me:I don't know
The letter says: HogWarts school for witchcraft and wizardy
The penguins look up
Me:what?
Skipper:Alex your a wizard Ты have to go I'll sign
Me:I know but guess what I get to see Harry yes
Skipper:well Ты sead owl post
Me:tons I promise
At HogWarts
Me:Harry,Ron,Hermoie hi
Harry:maybe you'll be a griffendory
Me:I hope so to
At the sorting cermony
The hat:griffendory!
Me:YES
Harry:congrats Alex
Me:thanks Ты know I miss the penguins
The doors свинг, качели open and hagrid comes in and guess who came with him

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Sugar Rushed (Chap 2, Part 1)

posted by Katie_Kat200

Chapter One is finished, here's Chapter 2. Finally, Kowalski goes sugar crazy! Lets see how this all unfolds *gets out popcorn*

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Skipper woke up suddenly to an explosion. He looked at the clock. An explosion in Kowalski's lab? At 6:30 in the morning?

Another explosion. Kowalski usually isn't this bad… Skipper thought as he carefully made his way to the lab door. He heard maniacal laughter from behind the steel door.

"Oh great, he probably made himself evil," Skipper thought fearfully, opening the door very carefully....