Yes Percy, sometimes being able to talk to рыба gets annoying.

this isn't exactly an Статья but i couldn't think of anywhere else 2 put it. hope it's at least a little bit funny (i suck at Письмо humour) it's short so don't worry, just read it if Ты want and tell me what Ты think:

Dyslexia (created by me)

Percy- “Uuuummm… Эй, Annabeth?”
Annabeth- “Yeah Percy?”
Percy- “How do Ты spell meet?”
Annabeth- “M.e.e.t. why do Ты want to know?”
Percy- “I’m Письмо a note to someone. How do Ты spell me?”
Annabeth- “M.e. but I still don’t get why-”
Percy- “What about by?”
Annabeth- *sigh* “B.y. but who are Ты writing-”...

It took me a long time to take that in. When I finally did, well it didn't go well.

"SHES WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed at the вверх of my lungs as i chucked a thing of french fries at the window.

"NOT TODAY!! I WAS GONNA PROPOSE TO HER!! I Любовь HER!! AND NOW SHE'S GONE!! I THOUGHT MONSTERS WERE SUPPOSED TO STOP ATTACKING ME!!!!!"

"Tyson don't know." Tyson сказал(-а) as he watched me pace back and forth around the kitchen. I took a breath.

"Tyson, we have got to go find her. She's my life. If shes gone....I...I don't know how I can actually live."

"Tyson and brother could go to camp!!" Tyson сказал(-а) jumping...

He woke up head throbbing.

Where was he?

"Whaaa..."

He looked around, he was in a courtyard."

"How did I get here?"

"Intruder!!!" yelled two kids in full battle armor running towards him.

"Stop here what he has to say," сказал(-а) a girl behind them.

"State your name and business here."

"I I don't know."

"Oh please we're not stupid, why are Ты here?!"

"I told Ты I don't know!"

Mean while....

"What do Ты mean he's missing!!!" screamed Annabeth.

"Calm down child, we are doing all we can to find Percy," сказал(-а) Chiron.

"Damn it all these years, and know this!"

"Just stay calm."


"I can't stay calm!"

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