This is a Список of well, How to tell when Ты are obsessed with PJO. The *'s mean how much something applies personally to me. If I actually do it или want it или somethin' ENJOY :D
Ты Know You’re Obsessed with Percy Jackson When…
Ты go to the Empire State Building and Ты ask for the 600th Floor.
There’s a thunderstorm going on and Ты scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” *
Every time Ты use the Internet, Ты thank Hermes.
When Ты see Harry Potter, Ты think of Percy with glasses. *
Ты burn Еда to see if it smells good. *
Ты see an owl, Ты go, “Hi Athena!”
You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
Ты think that your Избранное singer is a child of Apollo.
Someone close to Ты dies and Ты give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and Ты create a PJO family.
Ты go on a cruise and Ты hope the лодка isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
You’re on a лодка and Ты pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and Ты hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast Ты out of the air. *
Ты go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.
Ты find your true Любовь and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. *
Ты think George куст, буш is a son of Ares
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with Ты everywhere.
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
Ты get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.
Ты get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.
Ты sometimes try to control water. ***
Ты don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. *
You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
Even though not diagnosed, Ты claim Ты have ADHD или dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. *
Ты yell "Annabeth!" every time Ты see a NY Yankees hat.
Ты make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. **
Anytime Ты see an оранжевый shirt, Ты look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt. *
Ты are a PJO character for Halloween.
Recite lines randomly from the books. *
When Ты see/hear about anything mythology-related, Ты talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it. **
Buy anything New York или San Francisco-related.
Ты are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas
Ты are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.
Ты claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your Друзья argue with you. *****
Ты have dreams about PJO characters/events *****
Ты carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
That every time Ты pick up a pen, Ты think it'll turn into a sword.
Every time Ты play dodge ball, Ты bring a suit of armor.
Ты go to San Francisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
Ты find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.
Whenever your internet slows (or gets shut) down, Ты yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO Ты Любовь ANNOYING ME?!"
Ты stuff your Harry Potter Книги in the back of your closet so Ты have some еще places for your PJ&O stuff.
When someone gets married, Ты say: "I hope Ты shall not anger Hera"
In the beginning of your first History class, Ты burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" *****
Ты pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" *****
When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) Ты scream "JACKSON!" **
When someone dies, Ты pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for
free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.
Ты are known to scream names of the characters at Болталка times. ****
You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies *****
Ты pray to Athena when Ты don’t study for a math test.
And when Ты flunk сказал(-а) test, Ты blame her irritation on Percabeth.
Ты make a Список of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy.
-Athena- She scares Percy еще than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also Ты might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
-Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds. *
When Ты steal your friend's pen Ты believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and Ты thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive. *
Ты write Фан fiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. ******
When your mom grounds Ты from the computer, Ты blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.
Ты want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. *
Ты give all your Друзья god parents **
Ты Тест fellow Фаны on the minor gods and win. **
Ты spend time doing pointless research at, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. ***
Ты plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.
Ты imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Super bowl. **
Ты get your parents to start Чтение PJO (Please Mom, no need to thank me.)
Ты think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy. ***
Ты have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth.
Ты want Kronos buried under Wichita, Kansas in a безопасно, сейф deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals. ***
Your mother thinks Ты need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.
Ты blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.
Ты imagine Болталка unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one Храбрая сердцем soul unaware of your obsession broaches the Вопрос of why Ты were laughing, Ты try to explain. **
They think Ты are nuts because Ты are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.
Ты think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen. ***
Ты know you're obsessed when Ты lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!
Give it back!!"
Ты think all the Популярное girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay.
Ты go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters. ***
Ты read page 287 of BotL over and over again или say the lines in your head **
your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.
Ты and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word
Canada или Canadians. ***
Ты and your PJO obsessed friend start a Фан club with only Ты two in it.***
Ты get other people obsessed. ******
Ты know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, and PJO and
use it in conversations. **
Your Избранное quote of all time comes from PJO. *****
Ты and your friend have "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS *
When someone dies, Ты give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus.
Every time Ты see a guy in a wheelchair Ты think "Chiron!!” *
Ты find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"
When your boyfriend dumps you, Ты take the oath of the hunters
when Ты burn yourself, Ты curse Hephaestus/Hestia.
~you put an offering to Demeter Далее to your garden.
~you go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who Ты really are, Chiron…"
~you say "Maia!" when Ты are wearing shoes. **
Ты checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.*
Ты know which pages the good parts are on. ****
Ты suddenly hate thunderstorms. **
Ты start hearing Percabeth in every song Ты hear. *
Ты started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
Ты start figuring out who your godly parent is. ****
Ты never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. ******
Ты ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. *
Ты start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. *******
Each день Ты check every Фан site Ты know of for new information. *
Ты try to figure out how much Еда dye Ты need to turn Шоколад chip печенье blue.
Ты make references to it in school reports and/or to Друзья that haven’t read it. **
The first thing Ты ask someone when Ты meet them is, “Have Ты read PJO?” ***
Ты yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever Ты enter a boat.
Ты curse a god/goddess a lot.
Ты have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room *****
Ты know PJO better than most sane people ******
Ты have Ссылки to every great PJO site *****
Ты beg your mom to make a blue cake for your birthday
Ты add things to the Список every день **
Ты know what Ты would do if Ты were Percy *
Ты argue with your Друзья about if Nico should turn evil или not (NOT!)
At least half of your Друзья have read all the PJO, или are going to in the very near future ***
Ты wish Ты could find a радуга to see if Iris messages work **
Ты give Друзья and yourself a godly parent, **
Ты are trying to learn Greek *****
Ты keep thinking about one of the PJO Книги when Ты go on a trip. ***
Ты think of Percy every time Ты see a dark haired green-eyed boy ****
Ты have an instant crush on Nico! **
Ты just have to research еще about Greek mythology ******
Ты want to learn Latin ***
Ты copy/paste this onto your Профиль ******
Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a пересекать, крест over *****
Ты have taken every test Ты can find about what demigod parent Ты would/do/should have, and your trying to get your Друзья to****
Ты make sure all of your Друзья (Or most of them), have an idea about what Ты say when talking about PJO ****
Your Друзья (At least one), think Ты are obsessed with PJO, and Ты agree **********
Ты have one или еще things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks Ты why, Ты tell them******
Ты have something on your school things (Or Главная things), that says 'Daughter of God/goddess', and Ты don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of an unliked god/goddess
You’re nodding and smiling when Ты read this********************
Ты own every single book***
Ты are planning on adding a lot еще things to this Список **
Ты call yourself a demigod ******
Ты wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real***********************************************************************************************
Ты plan to study Greek mythology in college ********
Ты find yourself praying to a Болталка god when Ты didn't study for a math test because Ты were too busy Чтение PJO
You’ve called someone Ты know a satyr.
Ты have AP European History and Ты wish Annabeth could tutor Ты about all the architects Ты have to know.
And that’s how Ты know you’re obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS!
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