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You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You go to the Empire State Building and Ты ask for the 600th Floor.

There’s a thunderstorm going on and Ты scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time Ты use the Internet, Ты thank Hermes.

When Ты see Harry Potter, Ты think of Percy with glasses.

You burn Еда to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, Ты go, “Hi Athena!”

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your Избранное singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone...

Read the others before this to understand.

I stared around the white hotel room, not thinking strait.

"JESSLYN!" I screamed out into the hall. "Come here!!" I ran out into the lobby, ignoring the fact that i was wearing розовый пингвин pajama pants and a red t-shirt. Many people gave me weird stares, and i'm guessing they would with the problem that my dirty brownish blond hair had the worst постель, кровати head due ever. I looked like i had a lion's mane.

Nico ran down the stairs with me already dressed with his sword slung over his back and his backpack in hand.

I ran to the front desk. "Sir, have Ты seen,...