From an email. Just for fun!!
This is a test for Highly Intelligent People.....I have determined that Ты qualify. The following short Тест consists of 4 Вопросы and will tell Ты whether Ты are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The Вопросы are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL Ты have answered the question!
1. How do Ты put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This Вопрос tests whether Ты tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do Ты put an слон into a refrigerator?
Did Ты say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the слон and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your Назад actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the Животные attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The слон is in the refrigerator. Ты just put him in there. This tests your memory.
Okay, even if Ты did not answer the first three Вопросы correctly, Ты still have one еще chance to Показать your true abilities.
4. There is a river Ты must пересекать, крест but it is used by crocodiles, and Ты do not have a boat. How do Ты manage it?
Correct Answer: Ты jump into the river and swim across. Have Ты not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference. This tests whether Ты learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all Вопросы wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.
This is a test for Highly Intelligent People.....I have determined that Ты qualify. The following short Тест consists of 4 Вопросы and will tell Ты whether Ты are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The Вопросы are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL Ты have answered the question!
1. How do Ты put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This Вопрос tests whether Ты tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do Ты put an слон into a refrigerator?
Did Ты say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the слон and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your Назад actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the Животные attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The слон is in the refrigerator. Ты just put him in there. This tests your memory.
Okay, even if Ты did not answer the first three Вопросы correctly, Ты still have one еще chance to Показать your true abilities.
4. There is a river Ты must пересекать, крест but it is used by crocodiles, and Ты do not have a boat. How do Ты manage it?
Correct Answer: Ты jump into the river and swim across. Have Ты not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference. This tests whether Ты learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all Вопросы wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.