From an email I got.
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until Ты hear them speak.
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.
4. A день without sunshine is like, well, night.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime Ты have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
9. It is сказал(-а) that if you...
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