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Found this on the net ;)

29 Annoying Ways to Order a пицца

1. Start the conversation with "My call to (Pizza Place), take one... and... ACTION!"

2. If using a touch-tone phone, press Болталка numbers while ordering. Tell the person taking the order, "would Ты please stop doing that...?"

3. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

4. Do not name your toppings; rather, spell them out.

5. Ask what the order taker is wearing.

6. Order 52 pepperoni slices arranged in a fractal pattern following from an equation Ты are about to dictate. Ask if they're getting all of this...
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posted by ThePizzaButler
Manny and “The пицца Butler™”

Six years назад my family and I moved to Tampa, Florida where for the first time in my
life, I got involved in the restaurant business. As the owner of an extremely well
known and Популярное 80‐seat restaurant called Formaggios Pizzeria Restaurant, I
quickly realized that owning a restaurant was a 24‐hour, 7‐day‐a‐week business that
demanded tremendous attention.
One Sunday evening at Formaggios I saw one of my waiters struggling to balance an
18” pie with one hand while trying to reposition items on the ужин таблица with his
other so that the additional...
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1. While Ты are Ты are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.

2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.

3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.

4. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.

5. Tell him you’ve got another пицца delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.

6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up.

7. Answer his Вопросы with other questions.

8. Spell the ingredients.

9. Stutter every time...
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posted by kevinlordbarry
пицца was originally made as a Еда for the poor. It still is a great value, even if it's еще upper class.

How much do Ты spend on Еда everyday? If Ты eat out cheaply, Ты pretty much have to spend about $5 per meal; think macdonalds, a sandwich, halal food. пицца seems the same way, no? In fact, пицца can be cheaper than groceries!

Think about it. If you're a bachelor, if Ты order a pizza, it's worth four meals (2 slices a meal). Josephine's large pie is 9.99. That's 2.50 a meal. If Ты buy your own хлеб and coldcuts and swiss cheese, it will come to 2.50 a meal. A single small package...
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posted by kevinlordbarry
пицца certainly arrives quickly and conveniently, but the crux of the matter is how good it is for you. Did Ты know that пицца is a full meal? And not just one with fancy toppings; any пицца has all the major Еда groups. The dough is filling carbohydrates. The sauce offers protein, surprisingly enough, and a host of other features. The cheese offers dairy, bringing calcium and Vitamin D. A slice is only 300 calories. Josephine's пицца also offers whole-wheat pies with vegetable toppings. This is probably one of the healthiest things Ты can put in your body! Weightlifters especially can benefit from the nutrients in pizza.

биг мак vs Pizza? One is far less expensive, far less calories, and еще filling. Pizza, of course! It's a great treat that won't break your diet.

This and еще like it at link
posted by kevinlordbarry
The art of taste involves a subtle mixing of flavors. Is there a better Еда for this than pizza?

I daresay the most common пицца topping in America (besides sauce and cheese) is pepperoni. All pepperoni is not made the same, of course. Pepperoni can be soft and full of their succulent, spicy flavor. They can be crisp and lifting at the edges, tempting Ты to pick them off and pop their crispy goodness in your mouth. Some people don't mind eating half of the pepperoni's well known circles in a bite; others must eat a круг at a time.

These choices exist for a single topping, and hundreds exist....
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posted by Hellowittykitty
Okay, this is a song my friend and I made together and I was the real creator! If Ты want, Фан her @DexterBrawnian!

Talking this time:
Do Ты like pizza?
I like pizza.
Do Ты like pepperoni?
Uh.....yes?
Can Ты pee on pizza?
WHAT KIND OF Вопрос IS THAT?!?!?
Can Ты have French toast?
............
Let's put this in a 50 секунда song! (Maybe)
...........Fine.

-singing now!-

Do Ты like pizza?
(I like pizza!)
Then just be a diva!
(Be a diva!)
Max out the roni!
(Out the roni)
But don't tell Tony!
(Ssshhhhh)

Come on ever boy and girl
Let's go to the joyous parlor
Let's вверх off the spices and dices
Put on some еще pepperoni!
Cause we all like pizza!
(YAYA!)