-What do Ты get if Ты put a попугай into a washing machine?

A poliwhirl !

-Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Squirtle!
Squirtle who?
Not me!
(Squirtle = Squirt on)

-What's Meowth's Избранное snack?

Pay Day!

-What is Pikachu's Избранное food?

Pepperoni Pika! (EG360: ... uh... isnt this canabalism? XD)

-What Покемон is most likely to have a brother?

Slowbro

-Why did Misty say that Ash and Psyduck were alike?

They are both very dense in the head.

-How did Team Rocket get its name?

Well, they blasted off so many times. May as well call em Team Rocket.

-What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?

Odor in the court!

-I Пикачу while Ты sleep. I probably should Raichu an apology letter.

-What three Покемон are always getting hired by the Mafia?

Hitmontop, Hitmonlee, Hitmonchan.