Покемон Article: Corny Pokemon Jokes!

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posted by Espeongirl360

-What do Ты get if Ты put a попугай into a washing machine?

A poliwhirl !

-Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Squirtle!
Squirtle who?
Not me!
(Squirtle = Squirt on)

-What's Meowth's Избранное snack?

Pay Day!

-What is Pikachu's Избранное food?

Pepperoni Pika! (EG360: ... uh... isnt this canabalism? XD)

-What Покемон is most likely to have a brother?

Slowbro

-Why did Misty say that Ash and Psyduck were alike?

They are both very dense in the head.

-How did Team Rocket get its name?

Well, they blasted off so many times. May as well call em Team Rocket.

-What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?

Odor in the court!

-I Пикачу while Ты sleep. I probably should Raichu an apology letter.

-What three Покемон are always getting hired by the Mafia?

Hitmontop, Hitmonlee, Hitmonchan.

Chibi-Chipette, Giz_4ever and 5 others like this

Evolia-Wulf "HAHAHHA! These are corny!" XD "Why do I luv 'em?"

rotcalex2011 wow...that was corny but its freaking funny as well!! XD

ghinwa LOL, they're super corny and funny at the same time!! i like the one about the judge and skunktank, it's really hilariousXD

TrueKellyn237 My favtiore is the pika pizza one XD

Pokemon Buses and Cars

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Pokemon Planes

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AbilityShipping

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Пикачу

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Buizel Gijinka

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Poke Обои

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Psyducks

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The Nuzlocke (Creepypasta)

posted by TheSpartan9000

There was a held nuzlocke challenge somewhere that would decide who was the ultimate Pokemon master. Many entered and only one would leave alive! There was many people and they each got scared every time their Pokemon dies. It was only день one of the nuzlocke and already tons have died. Some people got stressed and tried to escape but, ghosts of the dead challengers block the way out. One challenger managed to escape but dies later of an unknown Сверхъестественное related illness. After день three the challengers started to get depressed of all the people who died. The ghosts now control the minds...

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Покемон Horoscope

posted by missdada15

Pokémon Horoscope!

Want to know which pokemon are Ты according to the horoscope?

Find out!

WHICH POKEMON ARE YOU?

March 21-April 19 - VULPIX.

April 20-May 20 -GROWLITHE.

May 21-June 21 -EEVEE.

June 22 -July 22 -MEW.

july 23-August 22 -WIGGLYTUFF.

August 23-September 22 -DRAGONAIR.

September 23-October 22 -PERSION.

October 23-November 21 -PIKACHU.

November 22-December 21 -CLEFAIRY.

December 22-January 19 -HUNTER.

January 20-February 18 -BULBASAUR.

February 19-March 20 -LAPRAS.

•●♥●••●♥●••●♥●••●♥●••●♥●•

POKEMON Астрология SIGNS

Vulpix – Ты are very energetic,courageous and quick...

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Gym Badges Pixel Art.

added by wantadog

Source: Me