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Ash: Pikachu, can Ты sing?

Pikachu: *Le nod* Pika Pika!

Ash: Then start singing....

Pikachu: Pikachuuuuu-

Ash:Shut up.

Pikachu: :c *le sad face*

Ash: Ты can't sing, end of story.

Misty: Why are Ты always so mean to Pikachu?

Ash: Because he's my frikkin Pokemon, I do what I want with him.

Misty: *Facepalm* So, Ты think Ты can just ra-

Ash: Shut up.

Misty: I wish Brock was a much harder trainer to beat for you...

Ash: I already beat him so yeah.

Misty: Ash Ketchum, Ты sir are one of the most rudes- *le gets хлопать, привкус cammed by Ash*

Ash: Wait, can Ты say that еще clearer? Oh wait! Ты can't ya hoe.

Misty:...

"I can't understand anything." James closed his eyes slowly, meaning that he was tired. "I don't even..." Jessie face-palmed, thinking that James was the stupidest person alive, but she was wrong, a 10 год old was dumber than him. "I'm gonna leave because I'm bored." James сказал(-а) faintly, walking away and hitting a wall. "Are Ты drunk?" Jessie asked, laughing at James. "No, I'm not drunk. AM I DRUNK? Yes." James answered, falling down. "I knew it. I need to start hiding the пиво from you." Jessie shook her head, stomping her foot on James' back. "DEAR ARCEUS WHAT?!" James yelped, getting up...