-What do Ты get if Ты put a попугай into a washing machine?
A poliwhirl !
-Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Squirtle!
Squirtle who?
Not me!
(Squirtle = Squirt on)
-What's Meowth's Избранное snack?
Pay Day!
-What is Pikachu's Избранное food?
Pepperoni Pika! (EG360: ... uh... isnt this canabalism? XD)
-What Покемон is most likely to have a brother?
Slowbro
-Why did Misty say that Ash and Psyduck were alike?
They are both very dense in the head.
-How did Team Rocket get its name?
Well, they blasted off so many times. May as well call em Team Rocket.
-What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
Odor in the court!
-I Пикачу while Ты sleep. I probably should Raichu an apology letter.
-What three Покемон are always getting hired by the Mafia?
Hitmontop, Hitmonlee, Hitmonchan.
A poliwhirl !
-Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Squirtle!
Squirtle who?
Not me!
(Squirtle = Squirt on)
-What's Meowth's Избранное snack?
Pay Day!
-What is Pikachu's Избранное food?
Pepperoni Pika! (EG360: ... uh... isnt this canabalism? XD)
-What Покемон is most likely to have a brother?
Slowbro
-Why did Misty say that Ash and Psyduck were alike?
They are both very dense in the head.
-How did Team Rocket get its name?
Well, they blasted off so many times. May as well call em Team Rocket.
-What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
Odor in the court!
-I Пикачу while Ты sleep. I probably should Raichu an apology letter.
-What three Покемон are always getting hired by the Mafia?
Hitmontop, Hitmonlee, Hitmonchan.
