Which wizard-swear is your favorite?

Here are all the wizard swears:

- Cauldron Bum
- Son of a Banshee
- Swish and Flicker
- Voldemort's Nipple
- Dragon Bogeys
- Expecto Patronads
- Rabble Rousers
- Jiggery Pokery
- Blast-Ended Skank
- Broomhead
- Hagrid's Buttcrack
- Leprechaun Taint
- Unicorn Turds
- Muggle****ing Troll****jen
- Flobby Wanded Dementor Boggerer
- Dobby's Sock

And finally, the Elder Swear:
Your Mother is a *****ing ****** Laura Mimsum ******** Adminvenium ************** Tragoolaw ******* Hippopautamus ************* Rebublican **************** and Daniel Ratcliffe ***************** With a Bucket of **************** And a замок Far Away Where No One Can Here Ты ********************** суп ************ With a Bucket of ************** Mickey мышь ************* and A Stick of Dynamite ******* Magical *********** Alakazam!

Floppy wanded dementor buggerer. Haha.

i like:
- Son of a Banshee
- Voldemort's Nipple
- Expecto Patronads
- Blast-Ended Skank
- Flobby Wanded Dementor Boggerer

and, of course, the Elder Swear

The elder swear.

Dobby's sock. Its so hilarious, random, and I use it all the time. ^^

Dobby's Sock! :D

The Elder Swear

"You whorecrux!"
или "You sluthorn!"

they were all so funnny :)

my faviriot is the elders swear

i luv luv luv luv luv Flobby Wanded Dementor Boggerer, Dobby's носок and Voldemort's nipple LOL they made me laff the most

"the Elder Swear"

Son of a Banshee

Hagrid's Buttcrack and Unicorn turds! (totally LOL)

Your Mother is a *****ing ****** Laura Mimsum ******** Adminvenium ************** Tragoolaw ******* Hippopautamus ************* Rebublican **************** and Daniel Ratcliffe ***************** With a Bucket of **************** And a замок Far Away Where No One Can Here Ты ********************** суп ************ With a Bucket of ************** Mickey мышь ************* and A Stick of Dynamite ******* Magical *********** Alakazam!

BellaCullen96 said: Here are all the wizard swears:

- Cauldron Bum
- Son of a Banshee
- Swish and Flicker
- Voldemort's Nipple
- Dragon Bogeys
- Expecto Patronads
- Rabble Rousers
- Jiggery Pokery
- Blast-Ended Skank
- Broomhead
- Hagrid's Buttcrack
- Leprechaun Taint
- Unicorn Turds
- Muggle****ing Troll****jen
- Flobby Wanded Dementor Boggerer
- Dobby's носок

And finally, the Elder Swear:
Your Mother is a *****ing ****** Laura Mimsum ******** Adminvenium ************** Tragoolaw ******* Hippopautamus ************* Rebublican **************** and Daniel Ratcliffe ***************** With a Bucket of **************** And a замок Far Away Where No One Can Here Ты ********************** суп ************ With a Bucket of ************** Mickey мышь ************* and A Stick of Dynamite ******* Magical *********** Alakazam!

i actually like "oh unicorn turds" the most it cracks me up everytime. I also like "Voldemort's Nipple" "Dobbys Sock" "Floppy Wanded Dementor Buggerer" and of course "The Elder Swear"

My fav is son of a banshee. i use it a lot

Voldemort's nipple, leprechaun taint, broomhead, flobby wanded dementor boggerer, unicorn turds, son of a banshee, and the long жопа, попка elder swear.

lol

Hagrids butt crack!!!!!!


Tee-Hee!! ;-) (winking)

voldemorts nipples

OH! Definetley Voldemorrt's Nipple, Dobby's носок and Hagrid's Buttcrack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VOLDEMORT'S NIPPLE!

I <3 the Elder Swear:

Your Mother is a *****ing ****** Laura Mimsum ******** Adminvenium ************** Tragoolaw ******* Hippopotamus ************* Republican **************** and Daniel Ratcliffe ***************** With a Bucket of **************** And a замок Far Away Where No One Can Here Ты ********************** суп ************ With a Bucket of ************** Mickey мышь ************* and A Stick of Dynamite ******* Magical *********** Alakazam!

Copy and paste FTW =]

Voldemort's nipple and Muggle****ing Troll****jen rofl! The elder's swear is just epic!!!

I like voldemort"s nipple and the Elder swear :D

Your Mother is a *****ing******Lorem Ipsum******** Admite` Barium**************Tragula*******Hippopotamus************* Republican**************** and Daniel Radcliffe***************** With a Bucket of**************** In a замок Far Away Where No One Can Here Ты **********************Soup************ With a Bucket of************** Mickey Mouse************* and A Stick of Dynamite*******Magical*********** Alakazam!!!!!!!!!!

Unicorn Turd and the ELDER SWEAR! (FTW!) OMG! Speaking of turds, I have a graphic on my phone that looks like a turd!

I like them al, but I like Dobby's носок and the elder swear the most :>

The Elder Swear, of course. Apparently, a lot of others agree with me on this one.

I like:
-The Elder Swear
-Voldemort's Nipple
-Hagrid's Buttcrack
-Leprechaun Taint
-Muggle****ing Troll****jen
-Flobby Wanded Dementor Boggerer

the elder swear!

The Elder Swear:
Your Mother is a *****ing ****** Laura Mimsum ******** Adminvenium ************** Tragoolaw ******* Hippopautamus ************* Rebublican **************** and Daniel Radcliffe ***************** With a Bucket of **************** And a замок Far Away Where No One Can Here Ты ********************** суп ************ With a Bucket of ************** Mickey мышь ************* and A Stick of Dynamite ******* Magical *********** Alakazam

Voldemort's nipple
Hagrid's buttcrack
Floppy wanded dementor boggerer!
dobby's sock
Jiggery Pokery
Blastended skank
son of a banshi!

Jiggery Pokery!

Son of a banshee and floppy-wanded dementor boggerer

put u in a casltie far away that no one can't hear u and *****************

dobby's sock! XD

Unicorn Turds,Hagrid's Buttcrack,and The Elder Swear :D