heyheyhey people!! Wazzup!! I like balloons. They g up and up an pop!!! ~Poof~ new Болталка word!! Drew like kitties and I don't care... I'm size 12, is that big? Pikachu, I choose you!! Let's watch a movie!! I like snowcones and potatoes!! ~sniff~ anyone got a tampon? ~hachoo!!!~ too late... my dog smells. My cabbage thinks aliens are attacking their planet. Do cabbages have a planet?? Ты take my hand and drag me headfirst, RANDOMNESS. my mom is so annoying.. i want to перфоратор, удар, пунш a punching bag!! Kaboom Kablamo!! Waaahh!! Ты smell burning plastic? My pool is so small. Take an Совет from a meatball... my cat weighs 800 pounds!! strict diet!! penguins of mdagascar!! have sympathy in your heart! Hades has a Facebook account!! I kept on giving Zeus sacrifices and nothin in return came back to me! ~Sniff~ safety first!!! click smash!! сердце сердце heart!! the randomness is affecting me!! mwahahahaha!!! cool a pool!!! Curse me eh, Ты don't want me to rhyme all day!! ~hmph~ flibberty jibbet man I'm as juxtaposed as the Далее hamburger!! Well, I'll be a bicycle cream cone!! Mama make a масло, сливочное масло бисквит, печенье baby baby bongas! the moon cow may have a Шоколад marshmallow!! gibberish is my Избранное subject!! JJ!! there's no zoo on the moon! i can't set foot on denmark.... wahh.... I'll paint my flag blue!! 3 words, 8 letters!! none of your business!!! fat people walk faster, right? once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly that everyone around him died. the end! machismo!!!! LOL hello! give me my drum solo!! guitar!! Болталка strumming!!! Болталка strobing!! taylor swift!! awesomeness!! adidas!! please go to icarly.com <------ pee on carl. lolz!! hahahaha!!! cool!! officer carl needed lotion. survival kit!! weirdness!!! got milk?? coke!! open happiness!! woo hoo!!! new roommate!! swim. help, before i'm squeezed and hugged and doodle doodled to pulpiness!!!!!! i like heavy lifting!! i like playing golf!! i like flying. i don't like drowning... FINISH
I wondered if Granny was "all there" when she decided the best thing to do on our holiday to Barbados was to go skinny dipping in a pool full of желе babies. They seem shocked that they'd been named 'jelly' Дети after seeing Granny's tremendously wobbly thighs under water. I'm not even sure why they were looking at her under water when she was skinny dipping. The pervs.
Yes, I know I'm weird. :P But what's life without a little bit of weird? Boring.
lololololololol CATlolololololololo PIElolololololol MITTENlolololololoolol MEGALOMANIACololololololololololGIANT OCTOPUS SQUID NINJA черепаха TOAD OMG! It's going to eat your designer shoe bags and destroy the crops of the peasants! Then the mermaid king who isn't really a mermaid because he lives on land but he calls himself that will get angry for people setting огонь to his вафель, вафли but it will have turned out to be his royal waffle makers in vengeance of their banished friend the dwarf monkey слон Steve. Steve's sister Guatamalupemorenacalanor the goldfish crashed a Justin Beiber концерт and tried to kill his Фан mail when suddenly the nerds began to riot because the Thor movie was leaked. Then Iron Man came in but he was drunk so he got married to Guatamalupemorenacalanor the goldfish thinking she was a hot Russian/Austrian/Hungarian/Whateverian supermodel. This made Jeff the magical тостер rethink his life, and so he got back together with his wife Melinda the желе jar. Then a dinosaur came to earth from the sun warning us that alien ninja bear-cats for Andromeda were coming, only they weren't really Динозавры they were слон men pretending to be Динозавры so as not to alert their rivals, the Loch Ness monster people from under the sea, of their presence. Then there was a cat and a dog and a monkey that tried to divide by zero because that thought "hey we're all gonna die anyway because of the alien ninja bear-cats from Andromeda" and when they did a black whole opened and they all got sucked in and died. While this was happening Iron Man and the Thor-crazy nerds were planning on offering Guatamalupemorenacalanor the goldfish to the leader of the alien ninja bear-cats from Andromeda as a sacrifice или a wife but they got sucked in by the black hole too and so did the whole universe and all that was left in a vast white nothingness was Steve the dwarf monkey elephant, who was really just a lonely waffle iron in disguise.
соленый огурец, маринованные BUTT!!!!!! CHARLIE FARTS THROUGH HIS BRAIN! LOLLY POPS ARE OVERRATED!!!!! I DRINK HOBO SNOT WHEN IM SAD!!!!!!CHEESE MAKES ME GASSY!!!!!! I LIKE KAJIBBERFLIPPERS!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! HA!HA!DYLAN MADE DOODY!!!do u collect ur toenails in a арахис масло, сливочное масло jar?if nott,we hav nuthing in common. :D CAT VOMIT!!!!! sorry,i had 2 much coffee.
hi.i like pie.cheese tastes good.i like cats.my cat just farted and it smelled really bad.i like movies.i like to sleep!peace!i like sculls!lightning scares me!ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!trees are cool.colors are pretty!monday is my bad day.cockle doodle doo the cow says moo!i draw horrible.i eat pencils!i drink soda from the bottle!shoes are pretty!hairbrushes are crazy!elephants like to eat grass.hi.SPONGEBOB!people scare me!cabbage!kumquat!pickles!showers will kill you!BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
1. i like to sit on mi pancakes 2. its not rocket surgery 3. its not brain science 4. PUDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5. in odder to old and wise u first must b young and dumb 6. SHAKE WAT UR MAMA GAVE YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 7. i got the кекс i make the rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8. i have the cape i make the wooshing noise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 9. no hablo ingles 10. PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 11. HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 12. i am board 13. :) :( :P :O :I :V 8) 14. zip a dee do da 15. bi ba de bo ba dee bo 16.
Once there was a man named Almandomansis Kayy who lives on a komkuat farm in Brad Pitt's toilet. So one день Brad came and took a dump. Almandomansis was furious, but because he's about the size of a komkuat there wasn't that mach damage done to Brad's face. But one OTHER день Alamandomansis came out of the toilet and he took his komkuats and threw them at Brads face, so Brad has permenant face damage. But that UGLY beard was gone so it's all good! So in the end, Alamandomansis Kayy died of being smacked in the butt so hard by Angelina Jolie for messing up Brad's face, and their kids ate all the komkuats so, the end!
Oh dear, the piglet is watching a documentary of the breeding habits of the rare банан hobo! And Ты won't keep eating those smiley lizards until the chicken comes back from the toilet honeymoon! What do Ты say? And this is my dog, mr taco. Take care of him while I'm gone, Ты have to tuck him in at night and feed him Бикини everymornig and 1:95! Jacob, speak to me! Ты ARE GAYER THAN MY DAD! who сказал(-а) donuts? I Любовь Пончики but why do they call them donuts? WHAY ARENT THEY CALLED PLANKY LIKER GOOGLEYES??? PIE!Donkeys smell like toothpaste. Have Ты seen my psychiatrist? He went nuts and had to be sent to ceiling fan, usw! the snakes are drinking washer/dryers holding onto dear life for the loonyman! Yes, picklenut, соленый огурец, маринованные nut. People just don't understand literature. Mr Rogers was arrested for dealing monkey diapers! What came first, the human или the cellphone? I say, dear boy, is that your first meowsaloo? I do beleive the moro system is serioously out of whack! Weiner Собаки have officially taken over mars! Indiana Jones is having an affair with Iron Man! AND THEYRE DATING MY гитара TUNER GUY! First name here. What is еще important, world peace или obama? Yes, I beleive typos is a rare gift shared only by me, and the mayans. Do Ты hate rubber chickens as much as I do? Mr. Steve the Футбол ball toots all день throughout the mall! IS THAT A NEEDLE GUN I SEE? Oh, Mrs. Waffle! I knew you'd come back! LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR, STATE FARM IS THERE! Caution, this piece of cheese is drowning! WHAT HAPPENED TO WALDO?? вишня lipgloss hates your crackers! GENTLE POTS Любовь MR AKON! Ты can stand under my umbrella, ella, ella, ella, eh,eh! TALKRAMBLESQUEAL! I made a new word called SNURGLE SNOFFER! It means to lick ones toejam! AWKWARD IS AN AWKWARD WORD! Do Ты know what's hard to spell? MASSACHUTES! Flys eat your wombat brain! My nose itches! My boyfriend wants to be 'more than friends' with the geico gecko! WOMBLETOE, WOMBLETOE. Bigfoot did it with THAT TREE! FIN!
HEHEHEHEH This is fun I get to ssay Болталка crap :D wOOT! this is еще fun then killing horde in Arathi Basin! или using the tanks in Strand Of the Ancients >:)... DRUIDS ARE FLUFFY WHEN IN KITTY-CAT FORMM!!! Im a happy черепаха in atlantis eating pizza. Isn't it odd, I thought черепаха peoples didn't like pizza! Hmm, IM HAPPPPYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! Three Days Grace is ownage!Im listening to them right now. i wonder if Zebras like carrots... Bunnies have ears that are floppy and cute!
I heard Monkeys like to eat deer meat... i thought they only ate bugs... Scary!
OMG! MY KITTY IS SO CUTE! SHE IS SLEEPING WITh HER SISTER!! AWWWZZ!!!
I think applesauce is good, do Ты like applesauce, I do, it is good 4 uz!!!!
Scrub Jays are pretty! I'm gonna see them in Floridaaaa!! wOOt!!!!! Imma happy bunny!Imma happy bunny!Imma happy bunny!Imma happy bunny!Imma happy bunny!Imma happy bunny!Imma happy bunny!Imma happy bunny!Imma happy bunny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I Любовь блины and i Любовь to use them as frizbees until someone gets hit with it and has syrup all over there face. also, i Любовь how people use hamburgers as woopie cusions so everytime u sit down, a bad sign is to get out of the room permanetly.
I hope Фред (My monster that lives in my draws and eats my chocolate) Doesn't take the лодка and goes to Never Land to see Peter Pan with out me, или will he be takeing the time machine I made... Well If he does go, I'll just fly on Sox (My flying hippo) and get him. Wait! The thingy (A fly creature) ate my key to my imagination...again! well, since the door is locked and I have no imagination and My world (My Imagination) is gone. I'm going to stop here. Wait is that a gaint Шоколад bunny? That shoots lazors from it's eyes! *look dreamly at the Шоколад bunny and starts to eat it*
l\lalalalalalalalla im thristy im hungray im need the toilet i wanna have a cup cake why cant penguins fly i need the toilet again what is the answer to pie im thristy bob likes Ты my toth hurts waghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shuigo chara tadamu wahhhhhaaaaa
My British accent is a good as a ding dong носок parlor, in which my feet like to taste the лимон squares of Wisdom. These лимон squares are actually triangles, in the shape of spoons, who eat the platypus's stew. What I'm trying to say is, will Ты marry my toes?
IM PEDRO THE тако AND I luvs kitty litter its so pretty IM AN Аниме PRINCESS im an undercover spy hi my names Maria Rivera SHUSHES!!!! No me name cayla rex check me last name dont Ты mess with meeeeeee!! Gosh me good at run-on sentences and I have ALICE CULLEN HAIR so HAHAHA on Ты well this is takin forevs so me go nowz BBBYBYYYYEEEE!!! BTW my mom told my to перфоратор, удар, пунш Oprah Winfrey sorry Oprah xDxDxDx HI IM ELMO WANNA PLAY?!?!?! Im not done i wanna tell Ты sumfin Ты never knew... holy crap... here it goes... POP GOES THE WEASEL!!!!!!! Ты think Im an idiot well im a flipping straight A student so dont Ты go messin with me cuz I act weirder than Ты I ate a bee and it was good the honey tasted like cheezeburgers Ты wish Ты were me cuz I met Barney I killed Chukee Cheeze he scares me so at me Друзья birthday i hit his nose off! they kicked me out but me no care.... the cat plays with himself! oh hes taking a bath Ты say but I never see a dude lick himself thats wrong I say get a room and put him outside i almost died got hit by a трактор tried to make him go slow but he made it go faster like that song cuz I do!!! дерево catches on огонь and falls down in the forest and theres no one there to hear it does the forest catch on огонь yes yes it does. your hair catch on огонь and theres no one there to see it do Ты still die yes yes Ты do. excuse me i have to stuff a waffle down my brothers pants... ok im back a черепаха украл, палантин my bra he shredded it up then ran away he was too fast for me... i fell off a лодка and drowned now im an underwater goddess but posieden got mad at me and threw me back on board... the frissbbee украл, палантин my cereal bowl so now I have to go find it see Ты later!!!!!!!!!
i'm nikky and i like watermelons because they have water in them! if u want to talk to me you'll have to come back later because i'm bussy...so bussy i can't even eat anything....if u think i Любовь Животные your wrong because i hate them, because they annoy people....i live in wonderland with my pets, fidley and didley and they are very playful....I use to be the president but some dude had to replace me because there was a rumor that i was a wolfpire....horror Фильмы are cool so if u hate them then suck it!!...one день we're all gonna get very, very old........then die! so eat all the Шоколад u can!!
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I... have a... piece of... яблоко ..PIE! (really) Uncle Fester babysits my mouse.GLEE!!!!!!!!!!!! I play the trumpet! Omg my eyes are brown. 6x6= 36! Get in the car the loot is waiting!AGHHHHH I am being suffocated. Well, well, well, we we meet at last. WHere are Ты from? Hungry, Turkey... im hungry for turkey! your light bulb is backwards. Sam is Mr Bean! Okay bye I got to get the loot so byeeeeeee ahhhh butterfly!
A very long time назад in a village two days ago! WTF Ты A**HOLE Ты украл, палантин MY KENNY! KENNY IS MINE I TELL Ты MINE.. OOOOOOOOOO SHINY THING - pokes rock - AH FUHK - kenny bursts into flames - STAN : OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY! KYLE : Ты BASTARDS. FUHK I KILLED MY LOVER! PIE!!!! OMG WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SLIM JIM! DAMN Ты WHO украл, палантин MY SLIM JIM GIVE IT NOW или I WILL SHOOT! - pulls out shotgun - BLUE CHEESE : - EATS SHOTGUN -
FUHK! - GIVES KENNY CPR - DAMN Ты LIVE LIVE LIVE!!!!! - KENNY WAKES UP - YAYA YOUR ALIVE! NOW I WILL NOT TOUCH CARTMANS PIE AGAIN! MWUHAHAHAHHA!!!! DAMN Ты BOWSER DIE Ты BASTARD! AAA MY FACE!!!! OW OW IT BURNS!!! - CARTMAN SPLASHES A BUCKET OF WATER ON ME BUT HITS KYLE IN HEAD WITH BUCKET - FUHK Ты PICKLE! DAMN IT! ANGELSTAR : WHATS GOING ON HERE!??!?!
DAMN IT WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE HER? WHY NOT A CUTE SHECAT? UMMM THIS IS A DANCE PARTY WITH DANCING ILLUSIONS THAT ARE тако MEN!!! BWUAHAHHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD THEY KILLED THE BRACELET! KYLE: ISNT IT SUPPOSED TO BE OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY? STAN : SHUT UP FAT A** KYLE : WHAT IM NOT THE FAT A** CARTMAN IS! CARTMAN : Ты GOT слива SAUCE ALL OVER MY BANNER! KYLE'S MOM : THERE IS A COCKROACH IN MY BRA! OH MY GOD ITS THE SLIM JIM MAN! GIMME MY печенье Ты BASTARD! CARTMAN : GOD DAMN IT IM POOR LIKE KENNY NOW! KENNY : - MUMMBLES - CARTMAN : DONT TOUCH ME! WTF IM A WOMAN IN CHICAGO LEARNIN TO WALK AGAIN! AAAAAA MY FACE OWW DONT BITE MY FACE Ты EVIL LITTLE LAMP! AAAA GET AWAY FROM ME Ты LAMP!!! - RUNS FROM LAMP - LAMPS SCARE ME!! AAAAAAAAA! WTF THERE IS A HOBO IN MY BATHTUB EATING CRUMPETS AND SNOGGING A RUBBER DUCKY! OH MY GOD THEY ATE MY CANDLE! Ты BASTARDS! GIMME MY CANDLE соленый огурец, маринованные JUICE! Рождество Рождество TIME IS HERE TIME FOR TRICK или TREATING AND EASTER EGGS! TRA LA LA LA LA LA! SUPER MARIO GALAXY 2!!! NOOOOO GET AWAY FROM ME Ты LAMPSHADE! AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! - KENNY EATS TOXIC TABLETS THINKING THEY ARE MINTS - UMMMMM - KENNY EXPLODES - OH MY GOD! AAAAA кукуруза POPS ARE JUICY AND MEATY! DAMN SHE'S A SEXY CHICK A SEXY CHICK DAMN GIRL! RAH RAH ROMAMA GA GA OO LA LA WANT CHA BAD ROMANCE! BABY ARE Ты DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWNNNN DOWNNNNN EVEN IF TIK TOK AROUND THE CLOCK BUT THE PARTY DONT PICKLES!!! AAAAA MY FACE I NEED CASH GIMME SOME CASH Ты BOX DAM Ты BOX GIMME A BOX! FUHK Ты BOX! OH MY GOD ITS THE LAMPSHADE AGAIN! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA OH MY GOD AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA WOAH IM SEING розовый BUGS WITH SARAH PALIN'S FACE!!! AAAA GET OFF OF ME AAAAAAAA
BELLYBUTTONS OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!! i like corn-do u like corn? i wanna make biscuits-and waffles, and taquitos, and burritos, and tacos and..ill stop now.... my арахис масло, сливочное масло sandwiches sometimes talk to me-they say the world is ending...CUZ THE ECONOMY SUCKS!!! and the Шоколад bar-it TAUNTS me every night in my sleep! that cow out there-he moos at me every morning i wake up...maybe hes an alien cow.......or maybe..just maybe,....HES A FLYING кукуруза DOG! when im on огонь i make sure it burns-YAAAAAY! sometimes, when i feel lonely, i talk to my bellybutton... i swiom in my toilet-after its been used! if i had a million dollars, i would spend it on slurpees... some of the most Болталка things i could thinks ofz!
WE'VE Остаться в живых OUR SOULS AND WE ALL DESERVE TO DIE! TELL Ты WHY MRS. LOVETT TELL Ты WHY. BECAUSE IN ALL THE WHOLE HUMAN RACE, MRS. LOVETT, THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF MEN, ONLY TWO! THERE'S THE ONES THAT CAN COUNT, THE ONES THAT CAN'T COUNT AND THE REST OF US. LOLZ. I WANT HERMIONE GRANGER...AND A ROCKET SHIP. TURN TO PAGE 394. LUPIN IS A WEREWEOLF, DOES THAT MAKE SNAPE A VAMPIRE? LOLZ. SNAPE SNAPE SEVERUS SNAPE DUMBLEDORE! IS A WIZARD. A GAY WIZARD. WHO SLEEPS WITH HARRY, WHO IS ALSO GAY AND FANCIES RON. AND HERMIONE ENDS UP ALONE! AHHH! PIGFARTS PRIGFARTS HERE I COME! TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!I WILL CUT YOUR HAIRLESS LITTLE DICK OFF BEFORE Ты EVEN FIGURE OUT WHAT ITS FOR!!!! OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM NOT YOUR MOMMY!!!!!!!!!! BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!! OOPS, I APOLOGIZE. SWEARS ARE NAUGHTY. MY BOYFRIEND IS TOO SERIOUS. HE SCARES ME. AHHH! I LIKE MONKEYS AT THE ZOO BUT NOT FLYING ONES. SOMEONE IS SEXY...YUP! MY PRECIOUS' HOT SAUCE HAS FABULOUS HAIR. RELISH IS GRADUATING! HOW SAD. HE WONT BE THE OBOE GOD ANYMORE. BUT HE HAS A CRACK DEALER FOR A ROOMMATE. MAYBE HE'LL SCORE US SOME. MUSTARD AND KETCHUP HATE EACH OTHER. HOSTEL IS A VULGAR MOVIE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME. DO ME A FAVOR DOBBY, DONT TRY TO SAVE MY LIFE AGAIN. I'MA TIME TRAVELER! I POINT AND LAFF AT ARHCHEALOLOGISTS! WELL THATS ALL FINE AND DANDY BUT WELL I HAVE THIS THING. FOUR THINGS ACTUALLY, WELL FOUR THINGS AND A LIZARD. ящерица RABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KAT AND PATRICK ARE IN THE BEDROOM!!!!!!!!!!! TIMMY FELL DOWN A WELL, Ты MUST HELP HIM! WELL I CANT CUZ HES MY GREAT GRANDPA. I HAD A DREAM THAT I WAS A LITTLE PIGLET LIVING ON A FARM. OINK OINK OINK!!!!!!!!!!!! FIN!!!!!!!!!1
Мадонна and miley cyrus met at a shoe store and fought over who would get a рубашка on sale even though their were none and johnny cash gave them a spanking, went to the bathroom, came out with toilet paper hanging outta his pants, and bought womens platforms. then he got a venus flytrap at a petstore.
[Ewan:] Любовь is a many splendored thing, Любовь lifts us up where we belong, All Ты need is love! [Nicole:] Please, don't start that again [Ewan:] All Ты need is love! [Nicole:] A girl has got to eat! [Ewan:] All Ты need is love! [Nicole:] She'll end up on the street! (sigh) [Ewan:] All Ты need is looooove! [Nicole:] Любовь is just a game. [Ewan:] I was made for loving Ты baby, Ты were made for loving me. [Nicole:] The only way of loving me baby, Is to pay a lovely fee. [Ewan:] Just one night, Give me just one night. [Nicole:] There's no way, Cause Ты can't pay. [Ewan:] In the name of love! One night in the name of love! [Nicole:] Ты crazy fool, I won't give in to you. [Ewan:] Don't, leave me this way. I can't survive, without your sweet love, Oh baby, don't leave me this way. [Nicole:] You'd think that people would've had enough of silly Любовь songs... [Ewan:] I look around me and I see it isn't so, oh no. [Nicole:] Some people wanna fill the world with silly Любовь songs [Ewan:] Well what's wrong with that? I like to know. Cause here I go... again... Любовь lifts us up where we belong! Where eagles fly, On a mountain high! [Nicole:] Любовь makes us act like we are fools. Throw our lives away, For one happy day. [Ewan:] We could be heroes... Just for one day. [Nicole:] You, Ты will be mean. [Ewan:] No, I won't. [Nicole:] (sigh) And I, I'll drink all the time. [Ewan:] We should be lovers... [Nicole:] We can't do that. [Ewan:] We should be lovers! And that's a fact. [Nicole] Though nothing, would keep us together. [Ewan:] We could steal time... [Ewan & Nicole:] Just for one day. We could be heroes, Forever and ever, We could be heroes, Forever and ever, We can be heroes... [Ewan:] Just because I... will always Любовь you... [Nicole:] I... [Ewan & Nicole:] ...Can't help loving... [Ewan:] ...You... [Nicole:] How wonderful life is, [Ewan and Nicole:] Now you're in, the world...
MY POLAR BEARS NAME IZ SQUIRT!SQUIRT NIBBLES MY TOES IN DA NOON TIME.AND SQUIRT SITS ON DOGS.I KICK MIDGETS.ME AND MY DOG BOT HAS A EAR INFECTION.I PUT STICKERS ON MY MOM WEN WE GO TO DA STORE,DEY SEZ,"CAUTION,WIDE LOAD CUMMIN TROU"EVEN DO MY MOM ONLY 109 LBS!MY хорек FARTS.I KNEW A MAN DAT COOD FLY,IS Ты CAN FLY TO?ONCE DER A MAN NAMED BUTT-NUGGET.BUTT-NUGGET GIRLFWEND CALLED MONORAIL.SQUIRT EETED DEM ALL.WAT DO U GET WEN U EET ALL DA POTATOES?DER ALL GONE!!WAT DO U GET WEN U EET ALL DA TOAST? NO еще BUTTER.A MAN DRIVE A MOTOR CIKLE,AND KILL A BUNNY IN DA ROAD.MAN AN ANIMAL LOVER SO MAN CRIED.A BLONDE CUMZ OVER AND SPRAYS DA BUNNY.BUNNY CUM TO LIFE AND JUMP 10 FEET,TURN,AND WAVE,10 еще FEET,TURN AND WAVE,KEEP DOIN DAT TIL OUTTA SITE.MAN SAY HOWS U DO DAT?BLONDE SAY,HARE SPRAY! BRING DED заяц BACK TO LIFE WIT PERMANANT WAVE!WAT BLONDE NAME ZEEBRA?SPOT.I SIT ON A ROCK.OW DO U DROWN A BLONDE?PUT SKRATC AND SNIFF STICKER ON DA BOTTOM OF A POOL.MY FERRETS EET DA CAT FOODS!!!!!!