Um, how about "ask your mom" because Ты can't tell little kids the truth otherwise they'll be fairly messed up in later life (this comes from a girl who unfortunatly found out what sex was at seven, my best friend made barbies act out what she saw her parents doing so I would know.)
I would tell it to them straight, because lying would set them up for a potentially scary situation down the line, but i would also use the proper terminology too, because using slang или "cutesy" terms also gives them the wrong ideas.
I'd say:I don't know ask ur Dad, if it's someone I completly don't know and will never see agian, I'd tell them the whole truth, how it started and how it ended. lmao. I wish I could see there faces after I say that.
I'd lie saying that they came from Magical talking storks who wear glasses and funny hats and magically know where ur parents live. They deliver u on ur parents doorstep and then everything is just joyfull and magical!
I'd tell them to ask his или her parents when they're in like 5th grade, because that's the appropriate age to know that stuff. Except my little bro's in 5th grade and he thinks "sex" means what "making out" means. /:|
Ok, so there was a sparkly waterfall called Sparkletops. (xD) Ты grab a bucket and gather up some water, and sometimes when Ты take the bucket out of the water, a baby in a wet blanket is in the bucket. :O Ты take the baby out and care for it like it's your own! :D
Uhm well when 2 people Любовь each other ..uhm... from their Любовь a child borns in her belly and after 9 months of painful cariage of throwing up and feeling dizzy , bad etc the baby will get out.And right after i finish i would run away so he wouldn't ask me anything else lol.