Whenever the Evil Green Fire-Breathing Unicorn is chasing you, the Good розовый Flower-Shooting Unicorn is always close by. They're twins, see, and they can't be too far apart, despite the fact that they're горький enemies. So all Ты gotta do is scream "PENGUINS CAN FLY" really loud as Ты run, and then the Good Unicorn will be there in a matter of minutes. Ты just gotta hold out until he comes, 'kay? And it'll be super awesome when he does come because he shoots fire-dousing Цветы out of his mouth, and they can defeat the the Evil Green Fire-Breathing Unicorn for a bit. Just for a bit, mind, so Ты gotta keep running even after the Good розовый Flower-Shooting Unicorn comes.
Ignore the voices in your head, it's the Evil Green Fire-breathing Unicorn talking to you, trying to get Ты to have a чай party with him! If he some how makes Ты have a girly чай party with him, do not drink the tea. I repeat DO NOT DRINK THE TEA, или else Ты would be shooting Бабочки out your butt for a week. But I did hear from the magical woodlen Феи that the scones are okay. или was it the jam... Well, one of those turnes Ты into a one eye troll, so I suggest Ты eat none. But wait here's a better idea, DON'T LISTEN TO THE VOICE.
Keep running until Ты see a радуга made up of colours of Red, Blue and Yellow, once Ты found it shout 'I Belive I Can Fly!' at the вверх of your voice until a crocodlie with red eyes, a scorpione tail on it's head and can walk on two legs appereas in a puff of cheese colourd smoke in front of you, he is friendly. He will take Ты to safty.
the unicorn is alergic to pants so all u have 2 do is eat ur pants and keep running than once its "dead" from the fumes then u keep running b4 it eats your soul and about the voices in ur head m i would have that checked out by a doctor. also if u say dont eat me to the unicorn it will take it as offense and get a whole football team of Единороги to beat u up. take my adivise and u wiill be safe