Well, yeah, when Ты steal cookies, expect that the owner of those печенье is gonna come after you. That's a lesson I learned the hard way. What's gonna happen is that the moment Ты step outside, the слон - whose name is Иисус (pronounced hay-suess) - will challenge Ты to a rock paper scissors match. Best of thirteen. If Ты manage to beat him, Ты get to keep the cookies. Good luck!
Remember all those times someone called Ты trying to sell something and Ты hung up on them? Well, that sales guy was the elephant. The слон is an IzzyOzera eating zombie, that's why he's blue and розовый spotted. He's come for revenge. I suggest Ты flee to Mexico, Ты can borrow my emergency tripod.