Help me! My dog just ate my whole advent calendar!

Did it had Шоколад inside?
Yes - Переместить on to the Далее question
No - let nature do its 'thing', but watch out to any abnormal signs he might have..

Did he ate the chocolate?
Yes - call someone right now. Собаки should never eat chocolate.
No - Just in case, call someone to see if everything is okay with him.

Don't make fun of me,but,what's an advent calender?

OK first thing to do is to not panic
if your dog ate the Шоколад Далее would be to call some one because Шоколад is really bad for dogs.

The best thing to do is call someone because Шоколад is bad for a Собаки stomach and it is possible it can either die или get sick.

give him alot of water and hope for the best

Call some one for help, quickly!!! Your dog could get sick. Some Собаки dont some do. ( a год назад my dog a 2 whole bags of Шоколад chips, he had to get his stomach pumped but hes fine)

Is that another excuse for forgetting to do your homework?