so what SICK bastard shot santa??

it was the gun obviously.

This guy -----------------> ;-P <-------- he shot santa!!

oowwww

u found out then





alright ill come rite out and say it it was mee





all teh other people that say oterwise are wrong

Your mom shot Santa.

YOUR FACE SHOT SANTA!!!
Just Kidding.
I did it.

The munchkins.
Trust me, they benefit from it. еще than you'll ever know.

NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT SANTA!!!!!!!!! Oh well! еще печенье for me!!!

SORRY!!!!!
I was утка hunting and... I thought he was a duck
But now my dad put on his пальто and something magical happened... MY DAD IS NOW SANTA!!!!!
So when Ты are sending him a letter... adress him as Paul

Several crime dramas I know of have killed Santa, I hate to say it but those storylines aren't half bad if well written.

The one with the gun

-hides gun behind back-Not me,my best friend bob the unicorn did it!

*calm voice* I DID IT!!
Эй, that fat man didnt see it comin'

Well it was me...I was fucking tired of him saying Ho Ho Ho f.y.i I'm not a hoe!! 2nd he always use tew break in my house fucking eat my stuff and leave presents to say srry and lay his dirty жопа, попка Reindeer on the roof and mess up the lights....and when u sit on his lap he likes to feel on u while u tell him what u want for Christmas, I'm sorry I had to protect the children. He's a sick bastard! Fat one at that, and he was too happy, life isn't happy, he deserved to die he was old жопа, попка hell anyway. But I'm really sorry that I did it, well it wasn't me only though it was some of my Друзья whom helped but yeah we're really sorry :/

Um.. I would if he was real.

Mrs. Clause.

It was you. -,-

him! take him away boys
(to the dog) Ты make me sick

A арахис did it.....i saw him.....santa ate his bros n he wanted revange....i gave him a gun but he missed...so....so....i shot him in Peanuts name......u can see it all 2morrow in the news xD

It was Jesus.

He was getting pissed for Santa getting all the glory on Christmas,

A.K.A Jesus's Birthday

It's not nice to talk about yourself like that.

I think it was Buffy (though she could have done better than shoot him, I thought she was a pro). She discovered Santa was on team Edward and he wanted so badly to be with him, he got someone to change him. So...
Though it could just have been Miley Cyrous (or however her name is spelled). ^_^

Justin Bieber.


He was jealous because he couldn't grow a beard.

i did LOL
for these resons

1# he breaks into your house on x mas eve
2# his reindeer poop on your roof
3# he only gives presents to the good ones

Oh that's easy! I did! Then I flushed his head down the toilet.