post the most Болталка thing Ты can think of

I'm African American, Syrian, Native American, German, Irish, Polish, and Pennsylvania Dutch. But my African American and Caucasian side sort of dominates.
*shrugs* It is random....

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Nothing is irrelephant in the Болталка spot.

FAT PENGIENS EATNG MY FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spray tans smell like печенье (or so my Избранное TV character says)

молоко SHAKE SHIMMY, CRY AND CRY AND CRY.

My gorgeous sister :) (xLoveyax)

Completely Болталка Ты say? Ok...

So, long назад me and my brother Kyle here, we was hitch-hiking down a long,lonely road when all of a sudden there shined the shining demon..*short pause*.. and he said!..
"Play the best song in the world.. или I'll eat your souls.."
So we each looked at each other and said, 'Okay..'
..So we played the song that just so happened to be! The best song in the world! It was the best song in the world! Look into my eyes and its easy to see when a one makes two and a two and one makes three which equal destiny...*short pause*...
Once every thousand years или so, is when the sun dont shine and the moon dont glow and the трава dont grow-ho!
Needless to say, the best was stunned. With a whip crack of the tail, it was all done. So he asked us,
"Be Ты Angels?" And we сказал(-а) Nay! We are but men to ROCK OUUTT!! Ho-whoa! Ho-whoa! This is the best mothafucking song in the world!!
What happened that fateful night didnt actually happen.. oh yea and this isn't the worlds greatest song either..its just a tribute :D

what's your butt size??? LOL HAHAHAHAHA

Mr. Bear-bear

This is the most ramdom-ist thing that i know of

Bee-Double Ohh-Tee-Whyy! x

Ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaaaaaaaa!

patty crabby!!