Name something silly Ты believed when Ты were little.

That when it rained,God was peeing on you

I used to think elves lived in stop lights and operated them.

Toilet trolls.. they'll bite cha on the ass.. xD

that if I сказал(-а) a cuss the floor would open up and fall in.

i got teeth and fingernails mixed up like i thot that ur teeth could grow back if u Остаться в живых it like 100 times it would always grlow back lol.... i also thot my uncles name was baby well.... thats what i called him anyway hehe

I thought adults (except my parents) were stupid as hell. my kindergarten teacher tried to tell me about the tooth fairy. i was kind enough to correct her by saying that there's no such thing. she gave me a dirty look. "yes, there IS" she said, very annoyed
right then, i thought adults were dolts

Santa Claus..

Thought it was a man that had claws...

Nothing really too silly..but I thought Michael Jackson was a girl...but so did everyone when I was four...sooooo...xD

I believed that the water in rivers and lakes was only on the top. I believed that under the вверх layer of water it was just air. I'm not really sure why.

I thought my dad was a werewolf cuz he told me

and he told me if i didnt go to sleep Динозавры would eat me which turned out very bad one day, cuz he cleared his throat and i yelled which made him yell and made my mom freak out

After my mom died when I was 10, it took 3 days until the burial. That's normal. I thought my mom had 3 days to get her spirit to Heaven! For everyone, 3 days to get to Heaven!!

I used to be terrified of aliens.

When I was really little I used to stare at the russian doll that sat on the my постель, кровати side таблица and think that I could "will" it into moving.

OK well........
I thought in the old days people were really in black and white
I thought the word "sex" was a fancy, grown-up way of saying "six" >.<
I thought "shin" and "shed" were bad words
I thought Теннис was a bigger version of ping-pong
I thought I could talk to wind
>.<

I believed that zombies would come bursting through the window and eat humanity...

Don't blame me, I was watching this horror movie that had blood and gore and zombies in it.
I'm not supopsed to watch it (WAAAAYYY to young), but my dad happened to be watching in the living room and I was bored.

i beleived i had telekinis. i still do yah know.

When I was 5 my family gave my grandma a money дерево were Ты tape money to a tree. Ты know. So, I thought if Ты planted anything in the ground it would grow on a tree...

Well, I also had a vivid imagination. So, I use to think that Santa would go and dance with Золушка in a slow dance. And I thought it was so.... yeah.

I thought that back in the 1800's that everything was only black and white, like in those old movies.

When i was 5 I used to believe gingerbread печенье were alive, and eating one would kill it O_O I still ate them anyway, since thay were so tasty XD

I believed in monsters.

Well, Ты know how for him there is his? And for her there is hers? And their is their's? Well, for me, I always thought it would my mies (MY-zz). I was little and dumb.

But Ты see how I would have thought that right? Instead of mine?

For some reason (until I embarrassingly asked my mother) I thought that Дети were made when Ты take a pill and it grows inside your stomach. And since someone told me about Bloody Mary I thought that in the olden times that all the make believe stuff got in a big war and the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy and etc all were permitted to become good citizens while the rest like Ghost and Jason and Freddy Kruger all got permitted to become bad citizens because they Остаться в живых the war...I liked to disappear in thoughts sometimes and make up stuff...and I still do...I have alot еще but it's too much to list...

I believed puppets would sneak into my room and kill me.

...wait. I still believe that.

when i was little i beleived in ....











1# santa i thought he was real









2# the tooth fairy i thought she was real









3# the easter bunny i thought it was real









look everyone had believed in these didnt they?

I thought sharks lived in swimming pools. That's why when I was little I was so afraid to swim in pools, because I always thought a акула from Jaws would come up and eat me.

I thought tHat when adults got married the woman would go pray to god and say she wanted kids and then the Далее день she would be pregnant haha.

Well, let's see:
I believed in Русалки and fairies
I Believed in ppl like Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny
I thought monsters were under my bed
I believed my toys would come alive because of Toy Story.

I only stopped believing in the monster one XD

Tooth Fairy

and

стол письменный, стол Elves.

WHEN I WAS REALLY LITTLE (PROBABLY FIRST или секунда GRADE) I THOUGHT PETS COULD REALLY TALK TO YOU. I WAS SO UPSET BECAUSE MY DAD TOLD ME THAT IF I WAS GOOD THE DOG WOULD TALK TO ME AND I NEVER GOT THE DOG TO TALK TO ME. LOOKING BACK ON THAT NOW, I REALIZE I WAS A GULLIBLE CHILD. BUT FOR GOOD REASONS. iT'S SOMETHING I HAVEN'T TOLD MANY PEOPLE BECAUSE I ALWAYS FEEL DUMB FOR BELIEVING THAT. BUT THIS IS A COOL GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO I DON'T MIND SHARING WITH. :)

xD

I believed that if Ты ate the crust off the white bread, Ты would die.

And that if a мотылек, моль touches you, you'd be blind like them.

And (from watching Arthur), that the green chip was poisonous. xDD

I use to believe the people in TV shows were real people and the camera people were hiding all over the house and stalking them!

That everyone was nice.....And that there was hope for this cruel, demented, perverted world




















LOL jk.I Любовь the world

I thought that erasers could whiten teeth and that pencil sharpeners can sharpen nails (ow, that one really hurt)

That Will Smith was my boyfriend....

I used to tell everyone, when i was three of course.

i thought i would be 6 forever.

I Believed That I Loved Dolls...O_O....And NOW! ..Not Really! Other Time I Saw a Doll In My Gaurage and I Got SO SCARED! Bcoz i Watched This Puppey Movie & I Fully Put It In The Bin!! HATE Куклы & PUPPETS!

I thought people from the olden days were actually black and white, lol. I also thought that there was something in my suitcase under my bed, scratching to get out. O_O

i thaught at the weekends, after school, the teachers got locked into the staff room which was why they were so cross!! and i also tv was just a hole in the Стена that Ты could just walk through and Ты wud be in it too!! so i tried to walk into it one день but it didn't work!!:( i cut my head that day:( and i also used to believe i cud fly! i once tried to fly down the stairs but i fell down and spraint my ankle, another time when i tried to fly i jumpd off the вверх of a massive slide and spraint my ankle again and the last time i tried to convince myself that i could fly was when i jumped out of a дерево and spraint my leg:(


i injure myself a lot :( lol:)!!!xx

I once believed that if Ты threw enough small rocks, one was bound to fly back at you. Yep... xD

I thought the chicken on my plate would get up and walk away

I used to believe there was a vampire under my постель, кровати and if I didn't put the blankets over my neck he would drink my blood. I don't believe there's a Вампиры under my постель, кровати anymore, but I still sleep with the blankets over my neck, it feels weird if I don't and I can't fall asleep.

I used to think there was a little gopher thing in the trash can that ate it all или the trash can in my car led to the dump directly.

I alwayz thought that when Ты die and go to heaven,that a guy named Kevin flies is in this mini helicopter and he puts Ты in the helicopter so Ты could go to the sky.

I always thought that a Dead end was a shelf filled with dead little Животные in these cases at the end of the street. O_o

My brother told me gnomes will come and stele my underwater if I didn't go to sleep

I thought Динозавры were still alive and George Washington was still president.

I thought that the easter bunny was real and that the eggs he had were grenades.XDXDXDXD

Santa Claus -.-

- I remember thinking that if I went to the bathroom at night the door would fly open and a rotting, crooked corpse with stringy and horrible hair and visible internal organs would come steal my soul away. No joke. Hence my current fear of bathroom doors.

-I used to think that if I went to sleep too late my постель, кровати would lift up and spill me down into a trap door leading to hell and demons would possess me and turn me into Satan's eternal slave.

-I thought that bridges were a portal into a reverse universe that Ты could never leave that would suck the life out of Ты (I was the same way with hallways). And if Ты fell of a bridge или went under it, you'd be doomed to being alone for the rest of your life.

-I thought that in every jail cell there was a ghost who tried to steal people's hearts, minds, and souls and would rip the veins in people's veins out one by one. It was because of a nightmare I had a lot, and that I still have sometimes.

All of this was from when I was three years old and carried on until I was eight или nine. I never believed in Santa Claus или the Tooth Fairy, или at least not for long. I've always believed in creepy sorts of things. Just goes to how what a messed up person I am. XD

I thought that the reason why my N64 game wasn't working was because the Playstations were taking over and were hacking into the N64s and destroying them. So logically, I threw the game away (which was my Избранное game!).


I later found out Ты could just blow on the game to get the dust out and it would work. I never listened to what my brother told me ever again.

I also used to think that the people on tv could see me, and I thought that if Ты broke the tv screen, I could climb inside and be apart of the show.

I thought hotdogs were made of actual Собаки until age 9.

EVERYSINGLE think any freakin adult told me like if i eat to meany carrots my skin would turn orange

I used to believe that the fireworks I watched were exploding up in space.

That when it rained, God was crying.

i thought spongebob was cheese

I honestly believed Peter Pan was real up until I was about 8 years old. Weird right?

I always thought that all superheros were real

I thought I was an Энджел && I would jump off of furniture all the time to see if i could stay in the air for a few seconds.

I used to think that there was one planet for each country, meaning that one country lives on one planet. For example, my dad once took me in front of the window and told me "This is our world!", when I was about 4 ( I live in Spain ), and every time we went on holiday, I always thought we went through Космос without me noticing!

When I was 6 I had a little infection in my belly button and my sister's friend told me it was gonna turn inside out and fall off. I believed her.. XD


I also always thought I would go down the drain in the bath tub. XD

I thought Вампиры were scary and didn't sparkle like sissies........can i be little again?....

I used to think that when we eat food, it all sticks back together in our stomachs in EXACTLY THE SAME SHAPE and that we have biscuits and stuff floating around inside us...