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I need a way to get my brother off the computer!

And if you're wondering how I typed this, I'm using my iPad.
 partypony posted Больше года
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jessieinCA said:
I know how Ты feel. My brother is always on the computer when I need it.
This is what Ты do

Sing a song about him getting off the computer
хлопать, привкус him
Threaten him
Make him a deal (that Ты won't fulfill)
Kick his chair
Turn off the computer while he's on it

Good luck!
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Sadly, I tried most of those, except the deal part
partypony posted Больше года
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my brother is older than me so non of these work. sorry:/
awesomegirl1111 posted Больше года
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thetacoman said:
RAISE THY HOLY HAND-GRENADE, AND LOBBETH IT AT THINE ENIMIES, WHOM ARE NAUGHTY IN MINE SIGHT!
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THOU SHALL BE REWARDED!
partypony posted Больше года
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LOL
mrsspencereid posted Больше года
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YES!
YEETMAN123 posted Больше года
Wolfdreamer9 said:
Bribe him with a dollar.

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Bribe him with a dollar.
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Been there, done that
partypony posted Больше года
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my brother is rich.he does'nt need money
thetrollmandude posted Больше года
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if Ты do it he will be on the computer еще often to get еще money
awesomegirl1111 posted Больше года
-Zyclone- said:
Slice the computer in half! Now he can never get back on it again! :)
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MrOrange16 said:
Blackmail always seems to work.
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Yeah it does, but i don't have anything to blackmail him with
partypony posted Больше года
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dont blackmail Ты cant do.that wont work LOL
awesomegirl1111 posted Больше года
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It will. Just find something really embarrassing and threaten to tell it to his crush или something.
YEETMAN123 posted Больше года
PaisleyPark said:
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awesomegirl1111 posted Больше года
smileypop9 said:
Tell him that he'll die the Далее день if he doesn't get off. That's brutal, I know. But it always works. He won't die if he doesn't get off, but it will scare him lol.
или tell him you'll kick him in his jewels if he doesn't get off.
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Lolz
partypony posted Больше года
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um... that is little to brutal.anyway my brother s older tan me. so it wont work. lol.
awesomegirl1111 posted Больше года
Chewfjkd said:
Piss all over it :P
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Nah, I'm not animal enough to do that XP
partypony posted Больше года
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eww taht is so yuk
awesomegirl1111 posted Больше года
AaaaaGirlygirl said:
I used to have this problem before my older brother went off to college. Here's what I did:

I told him someone was at the door to see him (anything like that) then when he left I got on the computer! Yea it worked lots of times. I'm the only smart one in my family....
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But then he pushes me off again...
partypony posted Больше года
NomyCake said:
Tell em that your computer is cursed and any boy who uses it will die in seven days.
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Too unbelievable, hm?
partypony posted Больше года
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I thought is was pretty believable. :F
NomyCake posted Больше года
adultswimperson said:
Tell him a hacker hacked in you're computer and crashed it.
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Er...
partypony posted Больше года
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@partypony, Well it wouldn't hurt to try, he might even buy it.
adultswimperson posted Больше года
justleeelee said:
I usually use a threat with my sister. I say something to her like "If Ты don't get the fuck off the computer, I'm telling mom you're not a virgin." ...Or just buy another computer so Ты don't have to share. Wait- If Ты have internet on your iPad, why is it a big deal??
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LOL but I don't have money
partypony posted Больше года
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LOL but I don't have money
partypony posted Больше года
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Ты could always use the threat.
justleeelee posted Больше года
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WhAt if ur siblinf iS a vurgiN?
YEETMAN123 posted Больше года
TheBeatlesGurl said:
Well what Ты do is tell ur bro that if he doesn't get off he will eventually get SOOO INCREDIBLY STUPID that he wont even remember или know how to spell A. или if he is to old for that tell him he needs to get off или else he cant do something he really loves that isn't on the computer. Thats all i got 4 now.
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kash970 said:
give him a sweet he likes.
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a300 said:
Kill him then tell him i'm sorry!
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thetrollmandude said:
taunt him about how stupid and nerdy he is.it doesn't matter if he is actually stupid, it will just get him off

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applejackrocks1 said:
Disconnect the computer, and he'll go crazy. Once he's downstairs telling his mom about the computer ain't working, It's your chance.
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imafanofyou said:
I have the same problem sometimes if Ты offer to do something with them (although Ты would hate to do it) they realise, maybe, that they should get off или just yell at them :)
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MyBlueDragon said:
get him a game he can play on a console :)
that should keep him away for some time ;)
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Skins_ said:
Convince aliens to abduct it. XD
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florasedge31 said:
I most certainly have run into the same problem sister. But it depends on the age, If he's young say you'll give him Конфеты или buy him any toy he wants in the store. или say you'll give him all the money Ты have on you. If Ты have no money then Ты don't have to give him any money. Make sure your on the computer first before Ты say Ты have no money. If he's older, I don't know what to do there
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MapleCanada said:
WHY WOULD Ты DO THAT TO HIS POOR SOUL?!

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rosieposie2000 said:
Ты can change the Пароль whenever he's not on it или Ты can change the background picture on it!!!!!
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ripper124 said:
Easy say"get off now" if he doesn't help him get off the computer *push him*

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SmashBash8 said:
Same But With My 18Year Old Sister
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melsmom2588 said:
My brother is 3 years old and he never gets off the computer
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CokeTheUmbreon said:
Eh Ты got an iPad tho. I hog my computer for my DJ work.
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15sturmelle2 said:
If he were my brother, i would tell him to get outside and enjoy the sunlight and not come back inside until it's almost dark out (around ужин time)
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TheLadyLegend said:
How to get u
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Sunflame said:
use the force
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shaneoohmac13 said:
Just give him five bucks an tell to get off the computer eh! lol
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Just give him five bucks an tell to get off the computer eh! LOL
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Marinasa said:
How i get My little Sister(She is 5) All i have to do is say that "Bloody mary is going to be under your постель, кровати tonight if u dont get off" And she gets scared as hell and gets of. #Bestsiblingintheworld
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hatelarxene said:
And I need a way to get Emma Watson haters and live-action Beauty and the Beast haters off the Internet, but life isn't fair.
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Wolflover120 said:
My little sister is annoying! She's on it right now! I bribe her & she doesn't budge!
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hero3289 said:
tell your brother its постель, кровати time
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nuf3333 said:
flick a small lever at the back of the pc (if it is a pc and not a laptop)
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flick a small lever at the back of the pc (if it is a pc and not a laptop)
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when the pc is not powerd on
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GARINGER123 said:
TO DO THIS HIT THE POWER BUTTON
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Canada24 said:
I'd be fine with iPad myself
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phillymon00 said:
kill him
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sometim said:
when he is asleep , lock your pc with Пароль ,so he can't log in
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susLOLSDIADJ said:
JUST DISCONNECT THE INTERNET AND SAY POWER WAS OUT SIMPLEE
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charist said:
summon a demon from another world and tell сказал(-а) demon to massacre your brother now use holy water on the demon to kill it and obtain powers now revive your brother and while he's unconscious do your work quickly
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SoarinfireLyf said:
damn I do not miss 2009.
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