Last year, I forget when it was but some guy i use to go to school with came up to me and was like "hey baby let me put my Шоколад in ur whip cream" then is freind was like "i want that @$$ on u, i want it all night, wanna come to my детская кроватка sweets, i wanna make it feel good all night!"
I was like *WHOA BACK UP RERWIND AND DONT COME BACK! O_O*
umm sum 1 at skool told me as he was passing by listening to his i pod and i quote "this is the kind of weather Ты get naked in" i didnt say anyting but once he passed i started busting up laughing the Далее день i was walking Главная from school and he runs up bhind me and goes do i know u have we met and im thinking to myself u freak!!!! it was funny but now he's awesome!!!!
ok my friend сказал(-а) this too me do u make faces when u poop and when u poop do u grunt. i have weird Друзья i know and then we were in gym and she сказал(-а) u ever wonder how old people have sex. and then she made moaning noises and was humping the floor i was dieing. she was all out in the open. and then my guy--friend. rubbed on my arm and said.. are u nervousss. that was too fucking weird and it was during an assembly.lol
and i quote: "hey ally whats the first thing that pops into your head?" "umm" "DONT THINK ABOUT розовый ELEPHANTS!!" ...the other one was something i started while talking to my guy friend. "Josh give me your ball." "no! i'm not giving Ты my balls!" "Just lets me see your balls!" "ALLY! we do NOT say that!!" "...i just wanted to play with your balls..." (dont get the wrong idea.he had a bouncy ball)
It went along the lines of, Эй,
Zanw*** I bet Ты have big b**bs I want to f*** Ты tonight will Ты be my boyfriend. I bet Ты have no Друзья so I feel bad for Ты so Ты better accept my offer it may be the only one Ты get. Любовь Ты please f*** me tonight.
but my best friend is about the same and he сказал(-а) "see that hot chick over there,dont Ты just wish she was naked,oh and........a grandma" i was like wtf man!!! And then he сказал(-а) "jus trying to make Ты throw up" so the Далее день i ragby tackled him into some bushes xD
so i was at a playground (a couple years ago) and this Болталка boy came up to me and сказал(-а) i was beautiful......and then сказал(-а) he loved my shoes...so he got on the floor and touch my shoes O.o it was weird and creepy! :/