Heh Heh (That's a stupid title) :/

"When I сказал(-а) I wanted to get high, this isn't what I meant...."

"This is the flight of your life"

It looked еще serious than funny to me, so... came up with this.

Dani Says-*Come with Patrick and we can sing all day!*

Patrick Says *Cant leave Pete.Hes like my dog except he doesnt pee everywhere.Please take him.*

Dani Says * Fine but if he does pee then...BANG!*

Btw its just random!

I was half asleep when I wrote that -_-
Edit:
Patrick: Dana, Ты can let me go now.
Dana: But Ты might break Ты neck! At this height...
Patrick: We're only three feet off the ground.

"Now than, are Ты going to stop cheating on me?
Otherwise I'll drop Ты twat"