Post the cheesiest line you've ever heard.

"Is there a mirror in your pants?"
"No, Why?"
"Because I can see myself in them ;)"

I laughed so hard when I saw this on my afcebook page, he wasnt even creative enough to come up with his own line.

"REPEAT UNTILL Ты ARE UNCONCSIOUSE" and after Показ the middle finger"BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU,WE HAVE FINGERS"

here:

Oh, oh, I have one!

'D.T.F?'

Puh - leaze! :/

"i Остаться в живых my number, can I have yours?"

um no...

haha

its likly 2 b this 1 from titanic...





"I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD WHOA WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

It's a HP pickup line, it's terrible:
Is that your wand in your pants, или are Ты just happy to see me?
*rolls eyes*

"Did it hurt?"

"What?"

"When Ты fell from Heaven"

I've always found the lines about girls being an Энджел pretty cheesy.

The cheesiest line. :)

"Nice pants, what's the drop rate?"

"Are yuhh from Tennesse? Cos yur the onleh 10 I see!"

Suucha lame line
Orr

"Did it hurt?"

"What?"

"When Ты fell from heaven?"

"-.-"

Heres another

"(As s/he is leaving) Эй, aren't Ты forgetting something?"

S/he: What?

Me!"
Or
"Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!"

Or
"[Grabs ass] Pardon me, is this сиденье, место, сиденья taken?"

"Do Ты want to do math? Let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!" Not so much cheesy just creepy

"Can I have your picture so I can Показать Santa what I want for Christmas?"

I'll sstop right there