how does tarzan shave in the wild??

He teases the wild Кошки until they unintentionally shave him with their razor sharp claws. xD

Haven't Ты ever seen the movie?! =P
Ты know that first original tarzan movie? well that bad guy had this нож which he used to cut down the plants that were in his way. well just make that нож wet and Ты have a jungle razor blade =D.

Maybe Jane taught him =P

He doesn't shave he don't even knows how to shave he lived with gorillas DUH!!!

He's a cartoon character, our rules do not apply to cartoons.

dear go and ask tarzan

He's a cartoon movie character, they don't put rules in Дисней Фильмы if that person lives in the wild.

It's the same logic as to why the gorillas speak English.

If you're complaining about this, Ты should also be complaining about how Ariel is a mermaid.