What kind of stupid things have Ты done when Ты were little?

I cut all the bangs off my Барби dolls, cut mine to match, put a pile a foot high of foamy soap on my hair, I fell asleep standing up (don't ask how, to this день I don't get it. But I have a picture to prove it), I bent down to tie my shoe and hit a pole, I intentionally ran into a countertop like 10 times to see how big of a knot would be on my head, and I told everyone my dad fell in a hole, when it was like 5 inches deep. XD Yes, I was a veryy dumb child.

1.I swallowed a coin no one found out.
2.When i was little i grabbed both of my baby brothers by the neck and showed them to my mom she was freaking out.
3.I was playing with a meat grinder and since it was metal it fell on my toe but it did not hurt at all.

peed in public :P

1. ate toothpaste
2. ate goat feed
3. Made a card for my goat (he ate it, I cried)
4. Thought hats had souls
5. thought J.Lo and сойка, джей Leno were the same person
okay, enough is enough