I dare Ты not to laugh Part II

Aliens? Oh, Ты got it all wrong my friend!

Ты see, ZOMBIES are gonna flood the streets, not green one-eyed midgets from outter space.

The Zombies are gonna kill everyone that has a brain and eat them...

Don't worry, you'll be безопасно, сейф :)

I think Ты need to go see a professional comedian like Daniel Tosh.

I didn't laugh.

Damn, they're gonna take the girl that I have a crush on.

I didn't laugh either.

The joke didn't make me laugh, but the alien picture did! Haha he looks funny dancing like that...

not laughing -_-