Why are the gargoyles invading?

first answer LOL jk they are attacking cos i told them to

*with a mad look in her eye, in an insane, not focused voice* Because the monkeys... in Mexico... w-with the fiery cheese crackers.... No, No, NO!!! It was all too much for her to handle... *insane giggling* But I... *laughs evily* I....! *mumbles Болталка crap to self* I bought the gargoyle from the r-r-rich painter! And the r-riots... J-Jeanie couldn't handle them...! *laughs loudly in an insane way* T-the scene... has made me... I-I-INSANE!!! I r-r-really didn't expect them to act like this.. turn there back and me and the marshmallows of good! NO! NO! NOOO! *screams and falls down, twitches*

Because the demons were attacking the squirrels so the devil sent gargoyles

What are Ты smoking and where can I get some?

Because their Показать was cancelled and they want to get paid for all the seasons.

*Drives up in an anti aircraft mobile battery and Hands Ты an armour piercing rifle.* Have fun. (^_^)

Why don't Ты ask them that?

BOWSER! He's behind this, I just know it....

They are attacking because their evil overlord told them to.

Because their Показать was cancelled XD

They're fucking bored, that's why.



Oh, and Ты might want to lower the dose.

Respect Onions.
X Died.
Planking is for noobs.
Earth sucks, and I am here to destroy everyone.
Milhouse is not a meme.
Justin Bieber appeared out of nowhere.
What would Ты do for a Klondike Bar?
<Any other forced meme I didn't mention.>

*gets into emergency tripod*