What's the weirdest name someones ever called you?

That same little sister of yours has called me a little fruitcake.... Not as an insult или anything, just saying it like it's regular to call people that, just like saying "buddy" или "dude" или something.

Lookies.

Meat cleaving масло, сливочное масло biscuit.

My boyfriend is a frickin' freak when he's hyper...

My little brother called me a douche tampon and a freaky little mebolis. idk what a fucking mebolis is....

A "chop-housing octopus box shelter". Yes, Sophia told me that. ...What?

Don't forget I've also called Ты a buffaloing water supply, a foreignese taxi diamond, and a цветная капуста sniffing walrus note tissue among many others.

My brother keeps calling me a соленый огурец, маринованные (?)...

Nothing really, they just call me by my nickname.

However, I call my little brother anorexic boy sometimes as an insult since he's real skinny...I'm such a nice person XD

Sancho Panza!
It's my official name in school instead of Sanchari
They say I am poor in BRAINS and money
Though I came first in the class!!!!!!!

My Друзья little brother tells me the weirdest shit. Once he called me a a stupid filthy cat and told me to get a job. I Любовь this little kid xD

My cousin was playin COD and he was on the head set, and i randomly shouted at the guy on his head set XD and he called me, The Gelati Kid (the karate kid) LOL