My first school's lunches wer horrible! People found bugs in the salad, some of the Еда was mouldy and once some students got Еда poisoning from some bad meat. That's all true, but what I heard from some other atudents are kinda hard to believe. I heard stuff like the cooks scratched their "you-know-whats" and then touched the Еда and that Шоколад sprinkles on the cakes is really dirt.
My new school's Еда is great though. The Еда is healthy and tastes good and is actually clean, and there is always going to be something that Ты would like. And the cooks are nice and we see them wash their hands all the time. As Ты can see, the Еда is miles better.
Our cheeseburgers are stiffer than a constantly horny guy on viagra. Ты could хлопать, привкус it on the таблица as hard as Ты could and nothing would happen to them. The молоко is always spoiled. The пицца tastes like someone threw a bunch of random, cheap ingredients that they didn't know anything about together, froze it, and didn't even heat it up well. I've found worms in the Еда before. My friend swore she found a cockroach head. And don't get me started on the Фрукты and vegetable cups. The only thing I've ever had from the school cafeteria that was good is the chicken.
In other words, I go to a poor, cheap school that cares еще about their precious sports than their education and food. Sure, the gym gets a nice new finishing, but we only have one foreign language class and crappy food. Our lunch ladies don't even cook! They just heat ready-made and Холодное сердце Еда up. My school is ridiculous.
They're like dog shit coated in barf, marinated in toilet water, and with ants living in it dried on a clothes rack and brought straight to your plate. The бекон, бэкон is the only exception. The бекон, бэкон is fucking fantastic.
My last school's lunches were AWFUL. They were free but I would have rather paid for good food. The school lunches at my new school are okay, but I prefer to pack my lunch, so I can eat PASTAAAAA ;D
