What would Ты do if...

SWINE! *slaps Болталка person*

I'd sing "One, two, three, four. Can I have a little more? Five, six, seven eight nine TEN I Любовь you. Bum bum bum bum-ba-dump. Sail the ship. Bum-ba-dump. Chop the tree. Bum-ba-dump. Skip the rope. Bum-ba-dump. LOOK AT MEEEE! ...All together now!"

I would say, "Wait, Ты know The Doctor? BRING ME TO HIM или Ты DIE.".

Say, "In my country, that means 'I want to sex your monkey'."

...*pause*...*takes out lightsaber and slices the Болталка citizen.*
Who needs a doctor now?

Slap the mustache off that mexi finger.:)

Присоединиться him.

I would say "uhhhhhhhhhh"then look at my wrist and say "Oh my gosh look at the time!Gotta go!"then run off.

Me: Doctor WHO?
Them: HAHA I TRICKED Ты INTO SAYING DOCTOR WHO!!! *runs off laughing*
Me: What? I don't get i-... OHHHH...

i say one,two doctor doctor.
three, four Ты need a doctor.
five,six go to his clinic....
seven,eight say there late...
and laugh on him and run

Laugh XD

Are Ты Outta Your Mind?, If Ты Keep Doing That Then Well.....