If Ты HAD to say one thing to that Bella лебедь chick from Twilight, what would Ты say? (You do NOT have to be a Фан to answer.)

That sounds EXACTLY like something Ты would do...

But I dunno, lol.

Me: *Jabs her in stomach* HARRY POTTER IS BETTER! And tell Edward Вампиры DON'T sparkle!



Lol. Not really.

"Close your mouth and see a doctor about your twitching problem. It's irritating."

I'd sing to her this song ^_^ Just because I hate her that much! lol

I'd say "You and Edward look ugly together......then again....you and him both look ugly even not together" The I'd walk away smiling

I'd ask why she was so attracted to a guy who sparkles and watches her sleep. Sparkles are for glitter, and while glitter is awesome, it looks terrible on vampires. Also, if someone watched me sleep i'd call the police on them...

All I would say is one magic word,"Bitch" Then I would walk away :P

I'd call her the most pathetic heroine ever.

Id say,"Bitch please! Ты may not know it but...your a ho!" Then run off with a smile on my face :P

"shame on you!"

I would say these words:
Bitch
You
A
Prostitute
And
Kids
All
Pretty
Much
Hate
You

Bitch,we all know Ты gonna have mutant werewolf and vampire Дети k? So dont act all sweet like Ты aint no peaceful ho XD

If Ты do it with them two hos of yours,we know your gonna have some fucked up kids O_O

I would tell her, "You are a Mary Sue. Ты only exist to fulfill the fantasies of stupid fangirls." Then, I would walk away.
(^-^)

i'd say one word. "fag."

I'd ask her where edward was, and then say to him

GTFO.

And leave.

I would say" Out Of the 2 f*ckers, Ты have to pick the one that speckles like a god dam b*tch and not the рубашка less ho!"


-sorry if any thing is not spelled right.…-

I'd перфоратор, удар, пунш her in the face and yell "Team Jacob!"
LOL not really. I'd say a million things to this girl

I'd just be like "Uh... um.... hi... I guess?" and walk away.

I'd tell her that's she's the most male-dependent сука I've ever had the displeasure of Чтение about, then proceed to trip her.

Probably the same thing as you... XD

Вампиры don't sparkle.
You're in Любовь with a fairy.

Why would Ты дата a vampire that sparkles?

"Hey Mary-Sue! What's your fvcking issue?! You're constantly clinging onto Eddie Sparklydick and even putting up with his controlling bullshit! What the fvck! No self-respecting woman would do that! Oh wait-now I remember-you don't have any self-respect. Ты think you're so plain though everyone loves Ты and Ты whine like a little сука all the time! Rosalie and Leah both deserved a happy ending еще than Ты Bella, and Hermione is a WAY better role-model than Ты will ever be! I wish Tyler's фургон, ван ran your fvcking guts over! Get your priorities straightened and start Актёрское искусство like a normal person, bitch!"

Sorry for my rant, guys, I just had to let that out. Now look at this picture!

"get the fuck out of this world! seriously, your ugly and Ты are horrible at playing Bella. i don't even like Twilight! so just get off the face of this earth!" mean, yeah i know. but it's what my true feelings are.