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What's your Избранное cheesy pick-up line?

Mine is "Hey does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" but if that doesn't count, it's "Hey, there is something wrong with my phone, your number's not in it."
 Sammisaurus posted Больше года
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NomyCake said:
My boyfriend has a tendency to send me stupid, hilarious pick up lines so I have quite a few.

"Are Ты an overdo book? Cause you've got FINE written all over you."
"Do Ты have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."
"The only thing I want between Ты and me is latex."

And, the best...

"Are Ты a general? Because you're making my privates stand at attention!"

XD
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posted Больше года 
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I'm voting this best answer!
SheWolf11 posted Больше года
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OMG LOL!!
zanesaaomgfan posted Больше года
Shadowmarioking said:
I don't pay attention to pick-up lines.
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posted Больше года 
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Ты have to have heard at least one that made Ты chuckle.
Sammisaurus posted Больше года
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Maybe. My mind just refuses to work for me right now. .______________.
Shadowmarioking posted Больше года
yeidcullen said:
the super long "hello"
and if that doesn't count then that really stupid heaven line *pity laugh*
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posted Больше года 
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There are a lot of cheesy "did Ты fall from heaven" ones xD
Sammisaurus posted Больше года
Trainofdoom said:
Are Ты Остаться в живых ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.

Do Ты have a map? I just keep on getting Остаться в живых in your eyes.

Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here

Was Ты father an alien? Because there's nothing else like Ты on Earth!

See this pin? I want to prick Ты with it to see if Ты truly do bleed sunshine.

(hold out hand) Would Ты hold this for me while I go for a walk?


I admit that last one was kinda cute xD
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posted Больше года 
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Somebody farted... XD What?! The last one is cheesy, but yeah, it's cute too X3
Sammisaurus posted Больше года
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Oh my goodness my boyfriend сказал(-а) something almost exactly like that last one once and I had completely forgotten about that until now... XD
NomyCake posted Больше года
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Last one was so cute!
zanesaaomgfan posted Больше года
SheWolf11 said:
America's Failed Pick-Up Lines

Эй, baby! How would Ты like to stimulate MY ECONOMY?

RING RING Geography called! Wondering why your not on вверх of me yet!

How would Ты like to stay on MY FLORIDA tonight hmmmm?
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posted Больше года 
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PAAAAASTAAAAAA~!! :D
RobinFan360 posted Больше года
GoldnSnitch_96 said:
Do Ты work for Subway? Cause you're giving me a foot long (;
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XDDDD!!! That's just WRONG, but oh so right... XD
NomyCake posted Больше года
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Oh lordy xD
Sammisaurus posted Больше года
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hahah
GoldnSnitch_96 posted Больше года
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