what would Ты do if a clown with whiskey showed up at your door

Id go inside,fetch a couple of wine glasses,pour some in both,offer one to my guest and say 'cheers' and drink it!

id be like "wats up y are Ты at my door"with a slow suspicous voice......or maybe id just stare at him

if it was icp ill be like"fuck yeah time for some shots!"
but a regular clown i would chill with him and then be like "what the fuck r u doing here?!"

stare at him and then close the door on him and lock every single door and window in my house and go hide somewere... I hate clowns -_-

Put my hair up in pigtails, put on an "I ♥ New York" t-shirt with shorts and a cool hat and spray whipped cream at him.

Then dance to PoPiPo //shot for using totally Болталка inside jokes

Evil Clown: I would call Light and ask if he had a spare Космос in his Death Note
Good, Nice Clown: WHY NOT? Drink, laugh and have fun
Middle: *Evil Glare*

*jumps out of door holding Aragorn's sword over my head**battle cry**chases clown down street* Like a boss...

Potential Response #1: (Screams) "OH MY GODS! EVIL FUCKING CLOWN!! (Mutters to myself) I thought I was sane, no clown! No clown! I'm hallucinating! No! IT'S REAL!!

Potential Response #2: "Damn it Bozo! Ты know I don't drink anymore! Right?"

Potential Response #3: "Sorry Ronald McDonald, not interested." (Slams door shut)

Scream and scream and

Scream and scream and

Scream and scream and
Lock the door and hide behind mam and dad I have a phobia of clowns

I'd get drunk with him, brosky! :D

laugh txt and walk away

Me: Where'd Ты come from?

i would let him in and yell he brought пиво lets звезда this party!!!!!!!!!! lol