благодарность Contest!

You want to know what I think?

I сказал(-а) what what, in the butt. I сказал(-а) what what, in the butt. I сказал(-а) what what.

that's my comeback :3

The best comeback ever is silence.

Gonna go ahead and warn you: This is semi-very-graphic. Made it up a while ago...

Oh yeah? Well why don't Ты go back to doing what Ты do best, fingering yourself to thoughts of Котята until Ты get your own stupid pussy juices all over your hands, and collecting those juices to DRINK them, since your family's too poor to afford anything else to drink.

Hold your props.

You're weird...

Comeback: Normalcy is dead. It had a сердце attack and passed away about seven years ago. Therefore, ergo, your arguement is invalid, Ты futile-faced sticker fish.

Why so angry?

Then I took an Стрела to the knee- /shot




















c:

WIPE THAT LOOK OFF YOUR FACE!Oh!That IS YOUR FACE!
or
UP BUTT,COCONUT!UP BUTT,COCONUT!

Q: What are Ты going to do with your life?

Comeback:I dont know, What are Ты going to do with yours?

Best comeback: gofront.
(Yeah, that joke sucked, I know.)
Another день that Ты live, another missed opportunity to give Ты an Ambien-flavored cupcake. (another terrible joke.)

Thank you.

сука I’m as bat shit as Ozzy it’s obvious
Ты can tell I go right off the bat
No pun intended but come any closer I’ll bite off your head
Trying to give me the finger's kinda like giving a паук the web
I'm just gonna spin it and try to use it to my advantage