What would Ты do if Ты met the female version of Edward Cullen?

It happened to me at work today.

She walked into my office and I immediately noticed her flowing auborn hair and liquid topaz eyes. her skin glittered as the pasted by the wondow because she was just in the gurks dressing room and that place is covered in glitter.
She was very pale and she had just finished holding haldfulls of ice cubes, so her hands were very cold. She was wearing body armour under her clothes, so she was also rock hard.

She looked like she was thirsting for my blood, but I didn't care. I just wanted to employ her because she was beautiful.

I'm not even trolling.