Edward Elric: I'm not short! I just live in a big world, goddammit!
Edward Elric: I'LL TURN Ты ALL INTO FISH!
Edward Elric: *pretending to be evil*It's been a while since I've killed anyone. I kinda miss it.*insane grin* Ya wanna watch?
Edward Elric: Well, it's еще или less the same. Just in smaller pieces, that's all.
*Edward's arm fails due to improper maintenance* Lust: ...technical difficulties. Edward Elric: BWAAAAAAAH!!! Envy: LUCKY ME~! *knees Edward in the stomach, causing him to cough up blood*
Envy: Goodbye... Edward Elric...
Roy Mustang: I'm gonna pee my paaaaaants!
Hughes: Hey, I got a message from Roy. Edward: Ты mean the colonel? Hughes: Yep. He said, 'Don't die under my command. You're enough trouble without the paperwork.' That was it. Edward: Tell him fine, I'm not dying before Ты do, Ты morally bankrupt colonel with a god complex.
Alphonse Elric: I promise I won't get buried again! Edward: NOT UNLESS IT'S BY ME, AL! Alphonse: Ed! Edward: ARGH!
Ed: C'mon, Al. Let's get out of here. This whole place is gonna explode. Al: WHAT?! But why?!?! Ed: Because I don't like it. I made a few 'adjustments' to the pressure valves... *cue entire island exploding*
Roy Mustang: I Любовь DOGS! Собаки embody loyalty! They follow their master's commands above all else! They don't complain and they never once beg for a paycheck! Trust ^ME, Feury, they are the great servants of man! LOYAL CANINES, HOW WE SALUTE THEE! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Roy Mustang: That's a stupid question, Havoc. I say it because it's true. And when I'm führer, there will be changes. That day*spins dramatically* all female officers will be required to wear...*strikes a dramatic pose* TINY MINISKIRTS! Riza Hawkeye: *sighs* Havoc: *nosebleeds and drops cigarette out of his mouth* You're a miracle, Mustang! I'll follow Ты for the rest of my life!*hugs Roy's leg as Roy remains posed* Roy: Yes! Riza:*walks away slowly*
America: Haha! Britain got a звезда stuck in his head, that's totally badass!
Prussia: ...You have a penis, right?
Germany: HOW ZE HOLY FÜHRER DID HE GET INTO MY BED?!?!
Ancient Rome: Heaven is where the police are British, the Влюбленные French, the mechanics German, the chefs Italian, and it is all organized by the Swiss~!
Cuba: I hate America! You're nothing but a bully grande! Canada: Eh! Maple!
Kumajiro: Who are you? Canada: I'm Canadia...
...do Ты really want me to go on? I have around fifteen Аниме left to quote. ._.