"Dear Public, please stop calling Justin Bieber gay; We don't want him either! Sincerely, The Homosexuals"

Alright, so I've been thinking, when life gives Ты lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! "I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!" Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the день it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do Ты know who I am?! I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! ...With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible лимон and BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

"Why do people say grow some balls? Balls are weak and sensitive. People should say grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding!" -Betty White

Sorry, kinda inappropriate, but it's pretty funny. lolz :P

Lol, Любовь your quote.
And mine is: "I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions"

"Call me crazy one еще time and i'll strangle Ты with your own intestines and at one point Ты WILL LIKE IT"-myself

"You've got a time machine, I've got a gun. Let's go kill Hitler!"
~River Song
(Doctor Who)

Interesting quote...
And I dunno...

Here's one of my fav quotes.

"A sound soul resides within a sound body and a sound mind" или "kenzen naru tamashii wa,
kenzen naru seishin to,
kenzen naru nikutai ni yadoru".

-Maka Albarn (Soul Eater)

Of course it is Doctor Who related... I am SO predictable! xD


"When Ты run with the Doctor, it feels like it will last forever. No matter how hard Ты try, Ты can't run forever."
YAY RIVER SONG!!

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me.

I run with sisccors. It makes me feel dangerous.

Happiness can always be found in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.

It matters not what we were born to be, but what we grow to be.

Follow the spiders?! Why can't it be follow the butterflies?

I have too many Цитаты but one of my faves is this:

"Our scars has a way to remind us that the past is real"- Hannibal Lecter

"What are Ты stupid? Red eye flashes twice!" Jeffery Dallas.

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else." I Любовь this quote because it's so true how everyone says they're unique but still feel the need to follow everyone else.

Life can be like a big nasty prison mate fucking Ты from behind with no warning and definately no lube

LOL Yours one is really awesome! I like all the good quotes..

"Words come out like splattered paint-- Nobody can be at their Zenith eternally! Profoundly, I want to know еще and more. Today I overcome the transient world without dreaming или intoxication."
-Iroha Uta

"Mess with me one еще time, and you're getting your balls kicked so hard, you'll get your period AND Ты won't be able to have children!"

I say this regardless of gender... (´･ω･`)

Ok this one my ex GF сказал(-а) to me:

"Why is it we can never meet without Ты pointing something at me?"

It's not what Ты think! I was pointing my finger at her at the time.

"Never call a girl fat, even if your joking."
-Demi Lovato

I swear to drunk I'm not God