what would Ты do if Ты had a purple lama?

A purple monk?
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Eh, I wouldn't be too freaked out. That actually sounds pretty interesting.

Lama(noun)-a priest или monk in Lamaism, which is the Buddhism of Tibet and Mongolia

Give it to Fluttershy.

Honestly I would just eat it, and I would be curious if its blood was purple too. .-.
Jeez..now I want some cinnamon rolls...

I'd trade it for a goat...

Boss.

It...

Would be my bestest friend in the entire world!! :D

I would give it to Gakupo, he likes purple things :3

I would say: OMG purple llama!!!!!
I would then: *runs in demented circles* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PURPLE LLAMA!!!!
Then say: ... Where does a purple гуанако, лама, ламы come from?
Actually, I don't care because I am currently riding a purple гуанако, лама, ламы at 12 o clock in the grand national.




*eats a carrot*

I actually know exactly what I would do with a purple llama. The other day, I met this woman on the bus who was, ahhhh... interesting. Her mind clearly worked... differently than other people's. She told me that "they" (never did quite get who "they" were) were trying to make her look crazy by telling people that she collected hair. Only she doesn't collect HUMAN hair, she collects гуанако, лама, ламы hair! She has a pet llama, Ты see. A 300 pound гуанако, лама, ламы (she was quite specific about its weight, mentioning it a few times).
So anyway, what I'd do is get in touch with her (she gave me her name, contact information and city of her birth) and tell her I had something for her. Then I'd give her that goddamned purple гуанако, лама, ламы and watch her face light up! Maybe get her to Показать me her гуанако, лама, ламы hair collection.
Good times.