What's the Best joke you've ever heard?

me: Whats the oldest berry?

bff: I don't know

me: An elderberry!

bff: *sighs*

me: I know that joke getting old * i burst out laughing*

bff: Why me? *walks away*

A guy walked in to a bar.
And then he left.
Ты know why?

Because he didn't have any money. XD