If I was a chicken and I crossed the road, would Ты annoy me and ask WHY I crossed the road ?

No
but the only reason why the chicken did пересекать, крест the road was because the farmer told the chicken not to пересекать, крест the road yet the chicken did it any way. That's a badass chicken

No. A chicken has the right to пересекать, крест roads without having its motives brought into question.

I would probably not even see you, so no.