Are Ты aware that Bob the розовый fluffy unicorn is stalking Ты from outside your bedroom window? He's waiting for Ты to look away so he can steal your ice cream sammich! O.O

.......

Sexy.
But he can have it. I strongly dislike ice cream.
I just hope he doesn't steal my lingerie. I know розовый fluffy Единороги named Bob have a thing for that kind of stuff.

If he does, I will torture him by saying his name backward.

Yes, I knew that. He's stalking me along with Greasy Elmo.

*looks around nervously* And I'm stalking him!

Hmm... дана that I'm not even home, I don't think Unicorn should be a problem. So I can finish my ice cream sammich ;)

...I'm not even in my room though...
And he can have as far as I'm concerned. It's just an ice cream sammich.

YAY STALKERZ!