Whats the lamest pick up line Ты have ever heard?

I don't have a библиотека card.......
But can I check u out?

I Остаться в живых my number. Can I have yours?

Yes, someone actually сказал(-а) this to me. Ugh

Get in the van!

Эй, baby if Ты were a bad пицца i would still eat you

People call me John, but Ты can call me Tonight!

Are those shoes? Because I wanna have sex with you.

Works every time. xD

Someone actually used this on a girl in our college."I've gotta dick and you've gotta vagina, so let's make them dance"
She obviously walked away

Do Ты have a map cause I keep getting Остаться в живых in your eyes

Do Ты have a bandaid cause I scraped my knee falling for you

Are Ты from Tenessee cause Ты are the only Ten I See

Did it hurt when Ты fell from heaven cause Ты are an angel

I'm not drunk I'm just intoxicated by you

If beauty was time you'd be eternity

Ты look cold want to use me as a blanket

If Ты were a booger I'd pick Ты first

There must be something wrong with my eyes I can't keep them off you

Is your name Summer? Cause your hot as hell.