Why are there coconuts hanging from the chandelier?

It's a hula party for rich people.
Didn't Ты get the memo?

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts,
There they are standing in a bunch
Big ones
Small ones
SOME as big as your head!~

Because.

Just because.

Lol. Well, I'd say that Ты have been at the LSD again, или Ты are in the Pacific Islands, in a rich man's house. XD

Oh sorry about that... I was experimenting with my coconut-iality. I'll just go take them down now...