would Ты Присоединиться corbra from gi joe if it was real in real life?

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No.

...........

*thinks of the Baroness* *Contemplates whether joining an evil group to destroy the world to дата a hot villain is logically at to a point*

*But remembers there's hot girls in G.I JOE*

*Realizes this will be an agonizing choice............*

*But remembers that he likes living...*


I think I will go with GI Joe and not Cobra. xD