Cheesiest pick-up lines?

Perhaps Ты should call, 'whine-1-1'.

Would Ты like some cheese with that whine?

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

I was so Зачарованная by your beauty that I ran into that Стена over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

Sorry, but Ты owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

Do Ты have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

I was wondering if Ты had an extra сердце mine seems to have been stolen

Do Ты have a twin sister? Then Ты must be the most beautiful girl in the world!





And finally...




If I were to ask Ты out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can definitely see myself in your pants.

You're like a dictionary ... Ты add meaning to my life.

Did Ты fart? Because Ты just blew me away!

Are Ты from Tennessee cause you're the only ten I see?